At this point I’m just going to become an elitist if you say you don’t like horror you suck and are lame and stupid and should be imprisoned

odd and off putting girl october

i think they should make more movies about real people but making them gay against their will. i think andrew garfield is a pioneer for what he did to real billionaire eduardo saverin

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine

doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

they restructured wikipedia and the way it works now is that everyone on earth has an article to tend to for the rest of their life like a beloved ornamental tree or perhaps a tamagotchi and if you're not responsible about it the page will shrivel up and die for real. this is what the donations went towards BTW

Christmas morning you can find me slapping a novelty sized bow on the hood of my car and parking in front of random houses until I hear excited screaming then speeding off around the corner to find my next mark. This will be most of my holiday.

Girls will have a 3 hour long psychotic episode then go back on their phones and be like everythings fine now. handheld lobotomy

the way i still haven't watched succession. I'm the last tumblrina standing