My fellow #fatassacans I really want a McDonald's cheese burger but I also want to put chicken nuggets on it with BBQ sauce and be Hella fatass about it. And also chicken and waffles

I keep photo albums on my bookshelf because my favorite story was the one with you in it.

You know how I know that life is a simulation right now?? It's because if life wasnt a simulation my brain wouldn't make me go to work everyday.

This IS my Black Mirror reality.