stupidbeecandle
Dr. Witch, not witch-doctor
Autistic, weeb, witch. Loves gaming and fiber-crafts. Agender, no pronouns here
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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding
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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.
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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!
Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store
Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!
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The children are learning about the US Civil War. I can’t say it’s going well. (On the bright side, they’re very clear about slavery. We’re solid on that front. It’s the actual war we’re having trouble with.)
“Ms. T, why would his parents name him that?”
I frantically flip through the possible Civil War leaders they could be referencing. “… Well, you know how Stonewall got his nickname, and we’ve talked about Tecumseh, so there’s Sherman, and -”
“No, not them.” They roll their eyes at my ignorance, then pivot back to the point at hand. “That other guy. Useless.” As this describes a number of Civil War leaders, I blink uncomprehendingly at her. “You know, Ms. T, Useless. Useless Grant.”
“Um. … Well -”
Another child raises their hand. “Ms. T, I don’t understand number three.”
Number three is a question about the Battle of Bull Run, asking for explanations about a Confederate victory despite Union advantages. “What paragraph are you looking in?” I ask in a monotone, because I’ve been fielding this question all day.
The student points at the correct paragraph, even focuses in on the quote about Jackson holding off a Union advance. “It says Jackson and the men ‘screamed like furries,’ Ms. T, but why would that help?”
I cough. I cover my mouth with both hands. “That’s ‘furies,’ sweetie,” I inform them, still wheezing. “Like they’re insane with anger,” I elaborate, deciding to skip describing actual furies at this point in time. “Not … not like furries.”
So, here’s how the war is going, one week in: Useless Grant has been made general of the Union forces, but a bunch of furries are preventing him from gaining much ground.
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A million and a half people replied with this, which I appreciate:
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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I shower at least twice a day, sometimes three and on a few occasions five
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Oh boy 2:15 AM, time to eat indian takeout leftovers out of the fridge with only the fridgelight to show me the way
This restaurant we found fucks so hard.
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Ive seen and known dogs getting shot in the sticks when I lived rurally but usually under extenuating circumstances.
One dog kept digging into the pen of and eating the neighbors animals and got a warning from 6 different neighbors to do something about their damn dog maiming and killing everyone else's beloved pet birds who were safetly penned up until their house got repeatedly dug up and destroyed. Owner kept saying "well you know how dogs are" Dog got shot. Everyone looked the other way and pretended not to know who dunnit
Nother dog was acting weird. Bad weird. Sick weird. Walking like it was in italic and not responding to people normally. Got shot at a distance by someones grandpa who told us all to get inside and stay inside until the county could come confirm things
Last dog i know of was a nasty lab that kept terrorizing a neighbor in a wheelchair. Chick had no legs but enjoyed going out on the lifted wood paths that went thru her garden. Another POS owner with a POS dog raised wrong, dog kept fucking with her when she went out and biting at her and her tires. Poor thing needed stitches once. County didnt seem to give a fuck, maybe city counties do? But often folks just wouldnt answer the phone. so she warned the owner after her stitches that next time the dog went after her she'd get him with her sons gun.
Nobody just does it to their own dog for no fucking reason. Its a safety thing. Shes just a monster
I was saying to Emet earlier that one of the big things I was worried about with this fucking Kristi Noem thing was that she was trying to present this as "a rural thing"
Like "oh you city people just don't understand, this is just how it is in rural places"
And I really didn't want to see this just accepted by the news media, most of whom have never lived anywhere rural, as just "how we are"
Like, no, absolutely not, we don't just fucking shoot dogs bc they aren't good at being hunting dogs. Everybody I've ever personally known who hunts with dogs knows that a dog that is a bad hunting dog may be a great family pet. It's clear that people like that must exist - she's a person, after all - but it's not just How Things Are.
There are enough bad stereotypes about Rural People. We don't need more.
However, I have been relieved to see that a bunch of places covering this have had people on who grew up in rural places & who were pushing back on this hard, saying exactly that: no, this isn't normal.
Ugh.
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Today i found out what my bday present is 6 months early but thats ok cuz its so cool. Theyre gonna help me set up an indoor garden so i can still have plamts in the winter :3
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Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
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POWERLINES
Wyoming-based photographer Mitchell Rouse captures power lines across the USA from an aerial perspective.
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History of Step
What is Stepping?
What is Step?
Stepping or step dancing is “a percussive dance in which the participant’s body is used to produce complex rhythms and sounds through a mixture of footsteps, spoken word, and hand-claps,” writes the African American Registry.
Step has its origins in Africa, as dancing has been a large part of traditional African culture for centuries.
Calling Step a "bizarre silent dance without music" has to be one of the wilder antiblack racist descriptions I've ever heard of stepping lmao. Anyway if you see the video, it's step!!! They're stepping!! It's a Black American form of dance!!
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