the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

teachers trying to impose responsibility

freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"

sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"

junior year: "you're almost seniors now"

senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"

College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"

double standards

when my brother brought his girl home, they went inside the room, door closed and spent the whole day there = no one batted an eye, no one cared tonight my guy dropped me off but i let him rest first in the room because he had a stomach ache from all the food, i opened the door, my brothers were outside, less than 30 mins rest and i was sitting at the foot of the bed = my family called him disrespectful, it didn't look good, he had no courtesy and here i thought that equality existed within my own family at least apparently not

my sister just said “what if donald trump isnt actually a bad person but it’s his hair whispering lies into his ear and controlling his physical form. what if is hair is the root of all evil” like it was that fucking bowler hat from meet the robinsons

Here’s what politics looks like if you take out the men 

Out of the 22 people running for president in 2016, only two of them are women. Elle U.K. is confronting this imbalance directly through the magazine’s #MoreWomen campaign, launched on Oct. 1 to celebrate women’s global power. Their eye-opening launch video shows how easy it is to make full rooms seemingly sparse.

*When mom gets home with food*

Twilight is like a really gross ex that I had a super intense, emotional fling with one summer in 2008 but don’t think about much since.

And today is sort of like he’s texted me again for no reason and it’s thrown off my stride.

I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

Harry: albus severus potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew Ron: ……… Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you

straight boys dress like randomised sims

when people say years young instead of years old