Wrong Lever!

It is really funny to me to think of Life Series as like, the hermits and friends LARPing together. Like, they don't get enough violence in their day-to-day relationships, so they just go off to a different server to get all the bloodlust out and act out dramatic storylines while they're at it

Human!VEES

That's a little thing I've been thinking about a lot lately. Just so you know – it's started as a httyd au, but now it's nothing like it. You'll get more lore soon, I promise <3

Random ass crossover time

Names are the Barterer and Parrot! (ft. Jellie slugpup)

Extra sketches:

Scar has managed to trade rocks for explosives and other good items simply by convincing scavs that they’re super valuable

grian tormenting scar at the permit office

Hermit Murder Mystery would just go so hard though. They can put the "mellohi" disc on loop, Ren can be that sort of gruff loner sitting at the bar that suddenly speaks up and says how he'll take charge and solve this murder. Probably has a tragic backstory.

It'd be the funniest thing for them to try and play as serious and overdramatic as possible.

Stress and Iskall talked about doing murder mystery.. 👀

stress sounds SO EXCITED about building a crime scene and writing characters for a murder mystery party. iskall: "rendog has to be like a charles" ('charles' said in an exaggerated fancy english accent). and. oh this sounds SO FANTASTIC i want them to do it SO BADLY the hermits in a murder mystery party sounds INCREDIBLE.

the consciousness of decked out has actually been split into three pieces between the members of the Deepfrost Court. the pieces that became a postal service and a factory are confused but not as confused as the part that's becoming Frogger

i really like how scar said “hey guys i’m gonna do something stupid” and IMMEDIATELY every available hermit flocks to watch. seeing scar do something stupid is probably one of the greatest joys on the hermitcraft server i would imagine.

The Victors-

Grian- a man of rebellion and leadership- the sole survivor of a season where he pledged loyalty to another

Scott- a man of survival and loyalty- the sole survivor of a season where bonds were meant to be broken by bloodlust

Pearl- a woman of independence and endurance- the sole survivor of a season where she was meant to rely on her “other half”

Martyn- a man of ambition and determination- the sole survivor of a season where death was ensured from the beginning

Scar- a man of open-hearted friendliness and charisma- the sole survivor of a season where secrets ostracized him from camaraderie

And Cleo- a person of steadiness and consistency- the sole survivor of a season of chaos and uncertainty

tbh im normally an "i wanna see my blorbos Win™" type of guy but the grian dmv-slash-permit-office arc has pulled out such unanticipated levels of "i want that twink OBLITERATED" within me that ive transformed into the emotional equivalent of wile e. coyote every time i watch him. like i need to see him outsmarted guys. hes so fucking smug in his videos that the urge to start ordering ACME-brand Contraptions™ and chase him around with them is haunting my dreams. joel taking out his sword for a crit when grian put him on hold was so satisfying i almost passed out from the headrush. never have i ever wanted comeuppance in my favorite blorbos SO FUCKING BADLY i hope he keeps doing this bit forever and gets bonked over the head with hammers for it every single time

Bad boys doodles

Real life doodles from memory

cool new life series! very serious very dramatic!

Iskall: Wait, you knew about Real Life ages ago and didn't tell me?

Mumbo: What? Grian says insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know that one was true?!

Grian, in the distance: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Mumbo: SEE?!

Scar: So according to the Lutheran lore— Wels: We actually call it canon— Scar: Yeah yeah, the canon lore—according to that, Jesus Christ's body is the bread? Wels: Yes Scar: And he rose from the dead Wels: Yes Scar: Because of the yeast? Wels: No