10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

why do beautiful men expect me to be able to listen to a word they say......... gorgeous i havent heard a thing you said in 15minutes im too busy thinking about biting you

the whole point of a zine is that it's cheap to produce, amateur and homemade. if you're being asked to apply to participate in a print project, it is not a zine. if the final product is being printed and bound professionally, it is not a zine. if you are being asked to enter into any kind of licensing agreement more complex than "my work can be reproduced as part of this publication" it is not a zine. nine times put of ten if the final product costs more than $5 you have left zine country. im so serious about this.

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

"Oh no! Tagging in your gentrified neighborhood"

Seen in Wellington, Aotearoa / New Zealand

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people