Mitchell Luo

if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

Sandra Lynn Faeth, one day I'll figure out your taste in men. But not today

THE ARISTOCATS (1970) ⌊ dir. wolfgang reitherman ⌉  

Baldur’s boys

Are you guys normal or do you get flustered when your companions make those little groans of exertion

mirror palais

I do believe that Tilly Jackson is the strongest character in the rdr universe cause she put up with Arthur and John's bullshit the longest

truly cannot state enough how much i enjoy how the characters in bg3 look like they’re Actual Adult people. i go wild about it. i’ve never been hornier. cannot empathize with the people who complain about the lines and wrinkles

And there's this little voice inside of you asking: 'Is this my will, or is it the worm's?' But you have no answer, and no way of knowing. Baldur’s Gate 3 (2023)

[sharpening my Be Trauma Informed or Be Quiet knife as I scroll through rancid Kristen Applebees takes]

I've been thinking a lot about Kipperlilly Copperkettle in the sense that she is this halfing girl who is heavily optimizing herself and grinding to get all these levels but she is also so full of anger. I think about Kipperlilly and can't help but imagine she should be a barbarian instead of a rogue (or at least multiclass into it) but will probably never allow herself that because halflings naturally make good rogues but not very good barbarians. I think a lot about a teenage girl who tries very hard to shove herself into a mold that may not truly fit her just because she is predisposed to succeed at it.

potential reasons kipperlily has hated riz since day one:

1. riz didn't give her a business card

2. riz did give her a business card but she did an american psycho style analysis of it and did not like what the card told her

3. a goblin getting dunked in a trashcan killed her mother

4. a briefcase killed her mother

5. has a crush on riz and is taking the tweet that's like "one time I had a crush on a girl and I put a note in her locker telling her to leave the school" to the next level

6. has a crush on a different bad kid and is mad at riz for becoming the rogue of the group before she had a chance

the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before