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Owen to Bethany, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad
Christian, downstairs in the kitchen with Catherine, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad :)
#owen conners#Christian / Doc Twilight#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#fathers day 2022#mod: Owen sees christian as a father figure#mod: you can't convince me otherwise
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Christian: “Be a father” they said
Bethany, in the kitchen: AHH PUT IT OUT!
Owen: GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Orion: IT’S A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
[Explosion noises, screams increase in volume]
Christian: “It’ll be fun” they said
#Christian / Doc Twilight#bethany sanderson#owen conners#Orion Sanderson / Kid Twilight#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#fathers day 2022
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Bethany: Hey dad.
Orion: ‘Sup, Old Man?
Owen: Hi, Mr. Sanderson
Mr. Sanderson: Hello, daughter, adopted son, and child who won’t leave my home
#bethany sanderson#Orion Sanderson / Kid Twilight#owen conners#Christian / Doc Twilight#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#fathers day 2022
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Christian: [Counting on his fingers]
Literally anyone: Please, I just asked how many kids you have-
Christian: Look, can you shut up and let me count? It’s complicated.
#Christian Sanderson / Doc Twilight#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#fathers day 2022#mod: christian is everyones dad#mod: its canon James Riley told me
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Orion: Dad?
Christian: crying
Orion: Why’re you crying?
Christian: Y-You called me dad
Orion: No, I didn’t! I called you dude
Bethany: No you didn’t?? I heard dad??? Very clearly??
#Orion Sanderson / Kid Twilight#Christian Sanderson / Doc Twilight#bethany sanderson#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#fathers day 2022
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Orion: I can’t find my phone
Christian: I’ll call you.
[Orion’s phone rings “You are my dad (you're my dad!) BoOgiE WoOgiE WoOgiE”]
Christian: …
Orion: …
Christian: …
Orion: I can explain-
#orion sanderson/kid twilight#christian sanderson/doc twilight#story thieves#story thieves blog#story thieves incorrect quotes#james riley#source: ?#Father’s Day 2022
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Kiel: What are your guys’ go-to Valentine’s Day movies?
Charm: Titanic
Bethany: The Notebook
Gwen: The one that is called Love, Simon
Kara: Princess Bride
Owen: Yeah, Princess Bride
Orion: None.
Bethany: What’s yours?
Kiel: ...
Kiel: Shrek
#kiel gnomenfoot#charm mentum#bethany sanderson#gwen terran#kara dox#owen conners#orion sanderson#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#valentines day
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Kara, wanting to cause chaos: L is for the way you look at me
Kiel, joining in: O is for the only one I see
Owen, reluctantly joining: V is very, very extraordinary
Orion: E is for everyone shut up it’s three in the morning and unless you want to die I suggest you go back to sleep, NOW
Kara: That’s not how the song goes, Orion.
#kara dox#kiel gnomenfoot#owen conners#orion sanderson#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#valentines day#mod: aroace orion <3
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Bethany: So, what did you get Kiel for Valentine's day?
Owen: Oh, well, he likes knives, right?
Bethany: *a little disappointed* Didn't you get him a knife last year?
Owen: Oh, I didn't get him a knife.
Bethany: Then what exactly did you get him?
Owen: *walking into the room with a sword over his shoulder*
Bethany: I shouldn't have asked.
#bethany sanderson#owen conners#kiel gnomenfoot#gnowen#kiel x owen#Owen x kiel#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#valentines day#mod: hehe ambiguous posts my beloved#mod: I personally see gnowen as platonic and a brotherly relationship but if you wanna see this as ship post then go ahead!#mod: wow that was a long tag oopsies
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Charm: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Owen: ...I wrote you a poem.
Charm, trying not to tear up: You did???
#charm mentum#owen conners#chowen#charm x owen#owen x charm#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#valentines day
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Bethany, scanning a menu: What would you like?
Kiel: A milkshake with two straws
Bethany, blushing: Okay
Kiel: *putting both straws into his mouth* Look at how fast I can drink this
#bethany sanderson#kiel gnomenfoot#Kielany#kiel x bethany#bethany x kiel#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#valentines day
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Charm: Of course, you and I have our... differences. We disagree on many things.
Kiel: eeeeEEEEHHHHHHH, UNDerSTATemENT MUcH???
Charm: Wow.
#charm mentum#kiel gnomenfoot#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#source: sanders sides#do queue know how illegal that is?!#mod: one of my favorite quotes
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Gwen: I, I just- I just think we should all try to... relax!
Orion: ...You do realize who you're talking to, right?
#gwen terran#orion sanderson#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#source: sanders sides#do queue know how illegal that is?!
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Kiel: Okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee. Focus on issues or focus on me ;)
#kiel gnomenfoot#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#source: sanders sides#do queue know how illegal that is?!
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Charm: Maybe it's time that we take a look at the bigger picture here?
Kiel: *sigh*
Kiel: Are you talking about this picture? *points behind him*
Charm: Yes! I still don't quite understand it!
Kiel: I... I just liked it, Charm. I don't know why you're so confused by it. Like, this is the seventh time you've asked about it!
Charm: Nevermind, it--it doesn't matter. *Pauses to look at the picture longer*
#charm mentum#kiel gnomenfoot#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#source: sanders sides#do queue know how illegal that is?!
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Owen: I never thought I'd be able to say this without seeming like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.
#owen conners#story thieves#story thieves incorrect quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#source: sanders sides#do queue know how illegal that is?!
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Owen: Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.
Charm: Oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back! You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.
Owen: ...
Owen: Fair enough.
#owen conners#charm mentum#story thieves#incorrect story thieves quotes#Story Thieves Blog#james riley#source: sanders sides#do queue know how illegal that is?!
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