do i make a sexier phil than phil?
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ladies and gentlemen,
may i introduce you with;
the thing
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off to chicago
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list of cute things
• you
• also you
• hey look you
• and you
• wait wait wait
• you
• you are cute
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The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.
Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :
• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy
• reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him
• dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor
• had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house
• accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head
What we haven’t done in the shower:
• sex
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Me: I don't like boys
Family: ...
Me: I like boys who like boys
Family: We know.
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this gif ruined my life
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Feminism didn’t teach me to hate men, but it did teach me to stop prioritising them over women.
And it turns out a lot of men think that’s the same thing as hatred.
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clOseR
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Me: *tells people its okay to let it out*
Me: *bottles up all my emotions and is essentially dead inside*
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