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stormofstarlight · 5 hours
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some notes based on my travels
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stormofstarlight · 2 days
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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stormofstarlight · 3 days
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Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.
Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:
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stormofstarlight · 5 days
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been thinking about this for the past half hour.
the comment section is a joke but i got nothing
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stormofstarlight · 5 days
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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shrek is 15 years old today
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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not if i doom the narrative first.
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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Happy Pesach wherever you are and however you sat it! Our unique cultural traditions are beautiful and worth celebrating!
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋
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stormofstarlight · 6 days
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pissing each other off as foreplay
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