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Thor Odinson
All time champion at Utgard Lanes bowling!
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✨Announcement!!! ✨
I’m gonna be taking a break!!! Checking this account and @stop-hammer-time all the time is exhausting and with school and tests coming up it becomes hard to keep up with this.
Plus I dont always wanna be in character lmaoo
If you wanna keep up with me follow my main @samirahthegay!
I’ll probably take a month break to just chill and get thru finals and testing.
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Birch trees. Because theyre flexible :)
If women are made from elm trees, and men are made from ash trees, then what are people with literally any other gender made of?
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Capitalism is a plague that must be wiped out.
employees should be allowed to steal, actually
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Ha! Those are fun memories!
I'm tired of being cryptic and mysterious
Listen up. Here's some updates.
Gods & assorted non-human beings
@god-of-powerpoint I've been married to both Baldur and Nanna since roughly 5 years after they died.
@stop-hammer-time Thjalfi and Roskva's family said some very unsavory things about what "should have happened" to their children and after checking their history in the world of the living, have been sentenced to Nastrond.
@thesebootsaremadeforstomping you've got a very good streak going, keep up the good work.
@the-god-of-this-age a lot of souls here are curious about you, and sometimes confuse our two afterlives. We should set a meeting sometime to help resolve this issue.
@satansfashionconsultant your new line of tail-friendly designs (all profit free, as you instructed) have become very popular with the hulders and trolls here, as well as a few demons that I have employed as interns.
Humans
@thomas-jefferson-jr your mother is very kind, she is currently the head of the Department of Continued Education here.
@magnus-falafelking your mother is also very kind. She recently accidentally befriended a group of Hessian mercenaries after some British officers from the American Revolution were harassing them.
@halfbornhalfdead your mother is also very kind. She teaches classes that explore cultural differences. Your father is not here, but Steinunn says to tell you that your father had no eyes. So that rules out Odin.
@that-hijabi-loki-spawn Ahmad says hi. He thinks you're doing very well, and is proud of you. Your mother isn't here, but I have no doubt she would also be proud of you.
@mallory-keen-to-kill now might be a good time to mention your father went to an otherworld that little is known about. Cheers.
@alex-fierro-pr-nightmare your father is going to die soon, just letting you know.
Basically, most of you have good mothers, Alex and Mallory have terrible fathers, and Halfborn I don't know who your father is.
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I’ll play!
Guys, let's play Truth or Dare! Inspired and started by Raven, but everyone can do it! C'mon, guys!
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“Bowties are cool.”
Behold! My 11th Doctor Cosplay! I absolutley love it! My sonic screwdriver is broken at the moment but a replacement is going to be ordered soon!
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You are transgender, Magnus?
guys…
im pregnant.
@mallory-keen-to-kill @thomas-jefferson-jr @halfbornhalfdead @that-hijabi-loki-spawn @blitzen-imnot-that-short @runest0nes @sword-of-summer-3000 @deadmomclubattendee @lordofsummergodofrizz
don’t tell alex yet…
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Will: It's funny, my boyfriend got turned into a plant twice
Clarisse: Hmm, like father like son
Will: *trying not to laugh*
Lester/Apollo: *standing by about to have another mental breakdown*
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pjo except rachel’s prophecy paintings are super abstract art
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Deal!
@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare My favorite mortals are getting married! If you do not invite me to both bachlor and bachlorette parties respectivly I will be upset! Make it happen!
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We should exchange photos!
U got fruity vibes
I am a god. We are above you mortals and your petty gender norms. My son wore a wedding dress to his own wedding. Gender is dead and I killed it.
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6’1
ba sing se
How high are you right now will?
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lemme just be ooc for a min PEOPLE LIKE THIS PISS ME OFF LEMME JUST ENJOY MY LIFE
I legit just wanna have fun with people who like the same stuff as me
you think you’re so damn intimidating you little 12 year old literally nobody likes your little cosplay group so go to hell especially magnus
It's roleplay, not cosplay, dumbass
I'm actually older than twelve, believe it or not! Older teens can have interests too! What?! Gasp!
Leave Magnus alone, you piece of shit
If you're gonna say shit, at least turn off anonymous so I can call your ass right back out, bitch.
In conclusion, go fuck yourself, you piece of llama shit! 🖕🖕🖕
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@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare My favorite mortals are getting married! If you do not invite me to both bachlor and bachlorette parties respectivly I will be upset! Make it happen!
#alex fierro#fierrochase#magnus chase#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#mcga#magnus x alex#riordanverse#blitzstone#norse mythology
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There is no war in ba sing se…
Yes I watch avatar. Mimi has netflix.
ba sing se
is there, in fact, no war there?
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