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I just don't want to die without a few scars. —Queer and trying, they/them.
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife
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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.
Free him from the time loop.
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alternate universe where everything is the same except they put diogenes in bill and ted's excellent adventure instead of socrates
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Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.
Fic link here!
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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