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Class specific character sheets from @r-n-w
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A normal D&D session, but you can't use...
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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
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Middle schoolers in Hillsboro, Oregon, attended Hogwarts for the 2017 school year. Kyle Ely spent 70+ hours turning his classroom into a Harry Potter world, because the books’ lessons of loyalty, acceptance, and integrity inspired his way of teaching. He also wanted the kids to know they can achieve their dreams, ‘no matter how big or magical.’ Source Source 2
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Warlock (ooc): … You call someone a “motherfucker” if they sleep with a mother, but what’s the equivalent for someone who sleeps with gods?
Paladin (ooc): Ambitious.
- a fantastic late night conversation. (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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the DM: Okay, at the end of the hallway is a stone door with no visible locks, latches, or opening mechanisms. Carved into the stone is an inscription that reads, “What is the sound of silence?”
the bard, instantly: ♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪
DM: …………………Oh my god. I forgot-
bard: ♪ I’ve come to talk with you again ♪
DM: No, that’s not the answer-
bard: ♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪
DM: Here, I’ve got my notes, let me change the riddle-
bard: ♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping ♪
DM: Please-
bard, emphatically now: ♪ AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN ♪
DM: IT’S NOT-
bard: ♪ STILL REMAINS ♪
DM: I’M BEGGING-
bard: ♪ WITHIN THE SOUND ♪
DM: PLEASE-
bard: ♪ OF SILENCE ♪
DM, with a visibly broken spirit: …Yeah, okay. The door swings open.
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Barbarians, man.
Fairly large party in an Egypt-like setting. We were just joined by a half-elf sorcerer who is a famous private investigator in the city. He owns a shop and doesn’t trust the rest of us. Granted, we’re dicks who refuse to believe that he’s famous.
Sorcerer: I slam the door in their faces and lock it.
Barbarian: I break down the door.
Sorcerer: I have, like, five locks on it.
DM: Roll for it.
Sorcerer: Seriously. Bunch of locks. It’s barred. You’re not getting–
Barbarian: *nat 20*
Sorcerer: –in.
DM: You ain’t got no door, man.
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Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?
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