thinking about teen wolf you are all so surprised. when stiles gets possessed and derek's like "oh you think STILES is the nogitsune?? (arrested development voice) Her? i could punt that guy across a parking lot why would anything want to possess him I Am Feeling Normal About This And We Have It All Under Control." and then everyone takes like two seconds to think about it and they're like "oh my god we forgot he's smarter than us. he's literally smarter than all of us oh my god. haha fuck. his brain is so big and he was already insane before this. and he's not even that SKINNY". that was good. that was fun. all of that happened word for word by the way.

felt like drawing these two dummies

Derek: *squirting ketchup on the bathroom counter*

Cora:...What the hell are you doing?

Derek: I asked Stiles to keep his toothbrush in his own cup instead of mine. The next morning, he drew a muscled torso on a sticky-note, stuck it to his brush, and laid my toothbrush out flat, so it looked like his toothbrush had knocked mine out...That was three weeks ago.

Cora: So...for three weeks,you two have just been, what? Arranging your brushes in more and more elaborate scenarios to try and, like, I don't know, one-up each other or something?

Derek: *placing Stiles' toothbrush facedown in a puddle of ketchup, next to a popsicle stick whittled to look like a knife* Don't ask questions you already know the answers to.

isaac: i need advice

derek: with what?

isaac: with love.

derek: how am i gonna be any help with that?

isaac: well how did you know you were in love with stiles?

derek:

derek: i’m in love with stiles?

THEYRE BRINGING BACK THE NOGITSUNE WITHOUT STILES AND KIRA????? EMBARRASSING

https://twitter.com/mtvteenwolf/status/1550231644165922816?s=21&t=ME4JWsBaCrB4W6DjeWSwaw

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Jackson Whittemore, Sheriff Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Isaac Lahey, Peter Hale Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 02, Getting Together, Idiots in Love, Pining, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

“Uhh… what are you doing?”

Derek calmly does his seat belt up and Stiles is still staring in shock when the werewolf gestures to the road and says, “Drive”, like its the most obvious thing in the world.

Stiles sputters incredulously, “Where?”

“Just get on the main road.”

God help him, but Stiles actually listens for once

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Obligatory end of S2 fic

all the fandom favourite cliches

(and my own spin on things)

RAT DAVIS

IM CACKLING LMAO

the bar is on the ground and jeff davis has brought a shovel

can jeff davis even afford dylan o'brien now

dylan's liked tweets i'm laughing 😭

if tyler hoechlin returns for the movie and they don’t have derek do his signature overdramatic backflips into fight scenes … is the movie even worth it?

Lmaoooo 💀 some of the tweets Dylan O’Brien is liking on Twitter.

Dylan O’Brien’s likes on twitter are killing me

it's the "Dylan O'Brien liked" for me