sex is cool but can you stick around and not give up on me

imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

Few DnD scenes will ever be funnier for me to imagine than Riz Gukgak fully fucking submerging himself in lava and Kipperlilly revealing herself just out of pure and utter shock

!!!

George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.

he has such a way with words 🤭

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

Im DYING to go see BVB and Dark Divine in NYC next week but I have no one to go with and idk how fast I can get there after work 😭😭😭

tfym there’s no dark divine people here.

dark divine

wichita, ks 2023

dark divine needs to have lore. I feel like their whole aesthetic would match up perfectly with it, plus the mvs look like they have a disconnected story anyways

i know i’m not the only one but i got a little crushy crush on anthony martinez from dark divine

Hi, hello. I will never financially recover from this.

dark divine

wichita, ks 2023

do you understand how hard it is to have my every waking moment consumed by a band that no one else cares about that much????? theyre not rotating in my mind they're rotating and shaking so violently im scared the glass container i have them in is going to shatter and get broken glass all in my brain. there are like 20 posts under their tag and 90% of them are just people posting the bands songs with no commentary, pics, nothing. their insta has posts but that only does so much. they dont even have a wikipedia page!!!!! im going to actually explode