I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response
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by Nancy King
Medicine Bow Peak, Wyoming
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My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Dylan Thomas (via queensabriel)
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Rise and shine. I’ve always held such fondness for that sweet old phrase. As though we are all little Suns. As though we are all someone’s Day.
Beau Taplin // R i s e A n d S h i n e (via afadthatlastsforever)
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//Jacob X Cady//
..he was earthly; she was aerial
he was made of clay and iron
she was made of fire and dreaming…
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me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but,
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obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing
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fucking this
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u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
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