went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

NEW FRIEND!!

save me, rock eating creature, save me

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.

Ser Aymeric, or as someone on Reddit called him, Ser Bedroomeyes. Original artist: https://twitter.com/JYA_JYA__/status/1035784238186917888

unbelievably funny that when the seven hit their junior year (after, like, a hell of a lot of shenanigans to all remain in school together despite being different ages) arthur aguefort was like "oh you guys want to stick together? yeah i'll tell you about the mystical ged and stop time to take you to my super secret library and yes i'm going to be weird and cryptic about it all because i'm arthur aguefort, like, duh, but i am still ultimately helping you and i think you're soooo cool i'm so proud of you all [sheds a tear]". and with the bad kids he's like "yeah yeah i know you 'saved the world' but you need to get your grades up or i'll expel you. lol."

i think "kristen isn't actually ready for the responsibility of being the student body president" takes would make slightly more sense to me if this wasnt AGUEFORT ADVENTURING ACADEMY. like bro the principal literally tried to grab the sun, kristen is pretty much his spiritual successor

Some quick Bad Kids (with their Junior Year updates) as Text Posts (+ 1 tweet)

Miss her just want her back

rebranding as a riz fan acc

new year same me (will never finish a single thing)

the low quality children

BAD KIDS TAKING OVER!!