things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.
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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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Y’all not all black girls wear wigs and long eyelashes not all of us have pink pussies and not all of us are thick or light skin ☠️
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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Stand for ALL black women
- College Educated black women
- Street Educated black women
- Poor black women
- rich black women
- Gay black women
- Trans black women
- Queer black women
- Imprisoned black women
- criminal-past black women
- mentally ill black women
- sex working black women
- disabled black women
- old black women
-young black women
- loud black women
- quiet black women
- dark-skinned black women
- Light-skinned black women
- fat, skinny, curvy, muscular, athletic black women
- agnostic, Muslim, Buddhist, Christian, Wiccan, Pagan, Bruja black women
- black women that are artists
- black women that cosplay
- black women that feel out of place
- black women out of work
- black women on welfare
- black women working two jobs
- black mothers
- black sisters
- black women choosing to exist in a world that doesn’t care if they exist.
All black women.
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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Ok I know we have all analyzed this scene to death but can we just pause and giggle at this particular moment here?
Wylan literally chuckling and hiding under the table and popping his head up to say "sure" to Jesper's (date) suggestion?
Like, the power of Jesper flirting with him is sending him directly under the fucking table.
Wylan needing a minute to figure out how to respond because sometimes he just gets overwhelmed by Jesper's Jesperness.
Wylan proceeding to be the one to just lay it all out there because he's actually brave and honest and willing to be the one who goes there first.
These two.
I can't.
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