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Why nothing makes sense part 9.

Vanity Fair edition

What a weekend we had, right? We started with the Oscar pre-party thing, then ended it with Vanity Fair.

First of all, isn't it weird that they waited up until this point to make their red carpet debut? Why not on the Ghosted premiere or on the Golden Globes? Why did they wait until the biggest event's afterparty? She was there at the Ghosted premiere, they were there at the GG after party, why now?

Looking at those VF Fair videos and photos, I still have the same opinion and feeling about them as a couple. They don't look natural at all, and it always seems like they are doing everything for the camera. As if they are always playing a role. And I know, I know, that the most famous couple use their relationship for PR reasons too, which is totally fine. But where is the love? Why does everything seem so forced? I mean, we are supposedly talking about two people who are in love, married, and happier than ever.

They look really awkward in this video. They don't really know what to do. It got better when they started talking to someone, but when they are alone, it seems so unnatural, as if two acquaintances are standing next to each other. The kiss was awkward too, similar to the LA restaurant one. A little kiss on the mouth, and that's it. His face after the kiss was interesting too. He seemed happier before it happened. You can clearly see that when Chris realizes they are being recorded, he starts talking to her, while up until that point he was rather talking to someone else and not even looking at her. They always make sure somebody is watching them when they are about to show how much they "love" each other.

And I'd also like to talk about this gif (thanks to the person who sent it to me via DM), where you can clearly see he didn't want to pose with her but had to since she made him stay. They posed separately, and then he wanted to go, but she had a different idea.

People say they looked in love, but I don't see it. This was probably his best attempt to sell it, but I wouldn't say it was convincing. Of course he is not going to wipe his mouth; of course he will try harder. This is the VF party, not some kind of pap walk. This is the afterparty of the biggest event in Hollywood. More people will see these contents; more people will see them together. It's also to his benefit not to act like a jerk. But body language doesn't lie. Vibes don't lie. And theirs are always off when they are around each other. It's always hard to pinpoint the exact meaning of this, but the best way to describe it is as being awkward, uncomfortable, and strange. Or as if they always had a fight before they were being photographed and tried to play it off. And two people who are supposedly in love shouldn't give off these vibes or be acting like this.

All in all, it didn't change my mind. However, it showed me that there is still something so weird about them. I guess he could've at least been more convincing in the past years if he tried (I don't think he could've sold this relationship, because again, his body language doesn't lie, but he could've made it better). One thing is for sure: they are awkward together, and everything they do seems so ungenuine.

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We need to accept that Chris Evans will soon have a PR child.

These articles that came out recently about him being scared of being a father and planning to create a family are not random. There were engagement rumors, then wedding rumors and remember at the very beginning, the PR started with planned gossip articles, that he was dating Hablár Baptisté and it all turned out to be true. This is the next (planned) step. IMO it is kinda sick to have children solely for status (which would be the case here because importing a walking European womb for PR and children instead of creating a family with someone you truly like and aren't ashamed of being seen with, has nothing to do with love but only status. The typical old rich guy move). It reminds me of Jeremy Renner and Bradley Cooper who are both rumored to be gay. At least in Jeremy Renner's case it is said (I posted about it before: https://www.tumblr.com/bumble66/737764776220983296/chris-evans-potential-boyfriends-allegedly-based?source=share) that he had his child from surrogacy to raise it with his secret boyfriend (the business partner blind item) and using that child to claim to be hetero was just "catching two flies with one fly flap". In Bradley's case... I just feel sorry for his daughter. I think children of celebrities should be kept anonymous for as long as possible but Bradley already uses her for his "responsible dad" image:

I don't believe one word about an emergency and the article also says that Bradley had to apply something only he could. As if.

In general, when you google "Bradley Cooper daughter" a bunch of articles will show up about him being a responsible father and having dad duties. As I said, it is shameful to create offspring only for fame and status.

Children should be made out of love and not to cover your true (gay) ways. And don't tell me Bradley was really in love with his ex, which is according to many gossip sites allegedly an...

Yes, even Hollywood insider Meghan Walsh talks about Kanye that way:

There are unfortunately many uneducated conspiracy theorists who believe all of Hollywood is trans:

That is wrong. These so-called transvestigators point out body shapes of celebs that are atypical to their sex. For instance, transvestigators say that when a man has wide hips. He is trans. Wrong. There is a study that says, that gay and lesbian people have body types atypical to their sex:

This research came out way before the first transvestigation video. It explains how transvestigators have the right observations but the wrong conclusions. So you could basically argue that when you watch transvestigation videos on youtube, you basically know who is gay and lesbian in Hollywood.

In case you are interested. Our dear Chris has a video about himself too. Sorry but this is just my kind of humor:

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Anyway, don't take it too seriously. For me these transvestigation videos are more about entertainment. I just found out by accident that they add up with the research I found ages ago and linked before. Anyway the alleged escort beard Irina and Chris' current European womb for hire seem to have something in common:

Source: https://www.datalounge.com/thread/28684717-kanye-and-irina-shayk-are-now-an-item-

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/sidewayspeace444/728354025898164224/i-do-not-believe-this-shitshow-is-real-but-if-it?source=share Is this how closeted Hollywood men get their PR wives lol? These women sleep with some old rich director dudes on a yacht and then they say "You want to be famous? I know a closeted actor you could team up with.".

Well anyway, while I pointed out before that Chris doesn't appear as boring as other men in Hollywood and seems to have a unique personality, I do now think that his normie-side has taken over. Probably from the fact that he had to hide his true self for almost two decades. Someone who allegedly knew him personally wrote me in private messages that if you want to know who Chris really is, you should watch interviews of him before 2004. After that he was coached for interviews and was told to present in a Steve Rogers cis het white patriarch-way that wants to marry someday and have children. Sad... and I know I sound like a broken record but it again demonstrates that Hollywood, despite their preaching for pro-lgbt diversity, wants their A-list actors to be anything but that. I was recently asked this in response to my "The similarities between closeted right-wingers and Chris Evans" blog post:

Both on the forum Lipstick Alley and Datalounge, it is always suspected that Chris has level 1 autism spectrum disorder (ASD). On Datalounge they talk about it all the time. I won't comment on that because I am not trained in diagnosing something like this. I only point it out because I bet you that "progressive" Hollywood/Disney would also try to hide such a fact when it comes to an A-list actor that brings in tons of money. Shameful! That's why I hope in general, that people will still promote my main message of this blog. That when Hollywood says they are pro-diversity/ pro-lgbt and whatnot, it's actually all lies and through my blog I basically dissected Evans to prove it. Sorry Chris, you just have the best fans. They really care(d) about you and found all the holes in this arranged situationship through your odd behavior towards your alleged wife. This gave me the perfect opportunity to call out Hollywood's hypocritical activism. But it is not just Hollywood. A-list actors themselves want to push these gender norms on each other. Probably because they think "If I have to suffer as a closeted man, you have to go through that too". Remember this:

This was in 2015 on one of the Jimmies. Way before I knew what a marvel cinematic universe even is. Chris pointed out that "everyone has responsibilities because they have kids" and then RDJ said "Everyone except (you)....". I know it was just a joke coming from RDJ but really? Honey, you have blind items about you being gay going as far back as the 1980s and I know many people say that you are surprisingly loyal to your wife but when, according to blind items, you allegedly can't get it up anymore from all the drugs you've taken, I wouldn't be able to cheat either (Unlike Chris Hemsworth, which I mentioned in one of my previous blog posts) and Scarlett who turns around, pretending she is without sin, has also been publicly exposed on the beyond the blinds podcast on spotify. In the Chris Evans episode, which is publicly available to everyone, it was read out loud that Scarlett allegedly prefered our Chris over her current SNL husband and had a love triangle with those two. She prefered Chris because he provided the cocaine. Sad. And for Jeremy, we already established that he is apparently gay in my "Chris Evan's potential boyfriends" blog post. So my point is, that I wouldn't joke and trying to shame Chris about not having kids when you all (except Ruffalo) have anything but stable family structures and are closeted heaux yourselves (or heterosexual spouse cheaters).

Anyway, long story short. I remember seeing lots of pictures of Chris golfing. This is a boring old rich dude hobby. Here you can see the diva being shielded from the sun:

(It is apparently worh 18$ lol)

So that he would now want the "married with children image" is so not surprising to me. I just hope he doesn't whore his future children out like Bradley Cooper. As I said, IMO celeb kids should be shielded from fame until they are at least older teens and can decide on their own if they want to be known to the masses or not but instead of doing that, the gay racoon presented his daughter on the red carpet for everyone to see, solely because it will get him "good dad" articles.

Children are their own people and shouldn't be used as living dolls!

There is still one strange thing though. On the forum Lipstick Alley, another man is often mentioned when discussing Chris and his European import vessel. A 51 year old guy named Dane Cook has married his girlfriend of 6 years. She is 24 and as a result, they also got called out because of the age gap. I am unbiased. I think that as long as the age of consent law isn't broken, these people deserve to be happy and as we can see here, they are:

And this is the thing. In comparison to Chris and his PR wife, Dane and Kelsi look naturally happy and in love. I can understand that because I like older men too. But with Chris... he just looks like cryptkeeper that told us stories when we were kids. This story has been posted several times this week:

This was a report from Emerald City (Sonic???) comic con that was held at the beginning of March 2024. Someone who recently got married and is about to embark on a journey of fatherhood (I'd never btw... like there is netflix and video games, why marry and have children????), would act and look a lot happier. On one side I wish I could just accept my latest theory, that while Chris has some unique qualities, in the end he is just a boring dudebro after all and just does what most other men in Hollywood do: Create the family image and continue to sleep around behind closed doors.

But why doesn't he seem to be happy about his chosen life path? Is he after all still forced by Hollywood to do this? Is there black mail? I really hope that this is something he agreed to and willingly chose because I remember a sad story about Sammy Davis Jr. He was in love with a white actress and dated her in secret but when this came out, Sammy was forced by Hollywood to marry a black celebrity instead:

Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/hollywood-loved-sammy-davis-jr-until-he-dated-white-movie-star-180964395/ I know this is comparing apples to bananas because this horrible story is mainly about racism but it also shows what power Hollywood has, even over rich celebrity males. It also shows that marriages can be forced in some way or another. Chris should be the happiest in his life when expecting to create a family, yet on pictures with his alleged wife, they often look like they can't stand each other. And you who have been following this so called relationship here on tumblr know that nothing adds up with those two. It really doesn't appear as true love. As I always say: linked Gossip above is alleged. Thanks to the people who like and share my blog posts. I know the narrative that Chris is allegedly a closeted bi man isn't popular but you can't have it both ways! A lot of other PR blogs are just against Chris' marriage with Portugal because she is a "pretty young thing" and would rather see him with an older woman. So pointing out that he maybe likes men too, isn't what heteronormative wannabe feminist hags want to hear either. BONUS: Is Jenny Slate aka Chris Evans' ex basically a rich old dude who buys boyfriends? When there were rumors that Chris got divorced, it was menitoned on datalounge that Jenny and Chris were PR too and she basically bought him for her status and career (and because she thought he was hot. Is Chris an escort himself? Is this how he and his PR wife found common ground??). Back in the day, Chris seemed to be more enthusiastic in selling such alleged fake relationships though. You can read more about this theory at Reply 10 and Reply 15 of this thread:

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Hi Blea, It's PR Sport anon. I wanted to wait after the con to see how things will be handle for the stunt which is currently unfolding, and... well as usual, it seems that nobody knows what they're doing. I have to admit that a celebrity of this caliber, (even if he is not an A lister, he is known worldwide for a really popular franchise) should have at least a better team in order to protect his bankability. But it's like giving him a team of trainees straight out of college just to make a case study. It's like they wanted to test themselves on his case before getting a real job, when what's at stake here is someone's real career.

The Con didn't do well in terms of exposure and advertising returns. The photos didn't go viral and the share was very limited. He didn't generate any excitement or interest in his projects or himself. Frankly, this is a very good indication that his image has taken a hit and the damage caused by this stunt is starting to become beyond repair. If they take too long to stop this, I don't think CE will recover from it because the label they've imposed will be stuck on him. And given how few interesting film offers he's getting these days, it's not looking good, in term of a futur rebranding. TBH, he killed his career by agreeing to take part in this and not walking away as soon as possible from such a contract.

PR agencies work for their clients, not against them. Even if there are agencies (sports or entertainment) or agents behind them who often dictate things, it's our responsibility to ensure that the person's career isn't jeopardized, if only for pecuniary reasons. Because there's no point in working with someone who's no longer worth anything and who only evokes deep disgust in the GP. How can he sell what he has if nobody wants to see him anymore? (Jinx and ASP are currently paying the price right now). Plus, the strategy of constantly cleaning up to send out a round of contradictory PR stunts, each time driving away the few people left. What we're seeing is a reflection of the fact that no one in this PR show knows what they're doing, and more importantly, that the client in question doesn't know what he wants!

Because the clearer someone's vision of their career, the more we can help him gets the results he wants. If the goal was to get away from Marvel and get prestigious opportunities, well, it's not going to happen! He's doing conventions to remind people where he came from and what he's known for, and the attempts to link him to more serious films aren't catching on with moviegoers who don't believe he's capable of delivering good performances in such films. Every time I look at the CE case, I can't help but exclaim: What the hell is going on?!

Nobody won anything in this thing. The agency put itself at risk by financing bad films and betting on a losing actress, while jeopardizing the career of one of their popular actors. So yes, there was a lot of publicity for various brands, but it was quickly forgotten as the incongruities of this relationship became more apparent.

As usual I let myself go in the length but I can't help it...

Thanks for your space Blea. ;)

PS : and I'd add that when someone famous wants a kid, they don't tell their fans beforehand that they're going to start to try. For private people, children are the most sacred things to protect in their lives, and they avoid talking about them so as not to endanger them. So if you see articles like this about them trying to have a child, it's pure PR! Look at how Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds tried to protect their last big one, and how annoyed they were when the media took an interest in them. You can deny it all you want, but you can't ignore the fact that these two are anything but a private couple. Anyone who works in PR can attest that these two are not a real couple and that no real couple acts like this. But once again, it's a question of choice. Either you choose to be fooled by the industry or you observe the actions of these people and realize that nothing makes sense. And that's that.

Hi PR Sport anon, always a pleasure to host you!

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