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Geraskier bodyswap AU but when Jaskier speaks as Geralt his voice is much higher than he thought it would be and he realizes that Geralt has been consciously lowering his voice all these years to sound tougher
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put on toss a coin to your witcher for the first time in like a year and the fact that the first line is jaskier calling himself humble fucking kills me. he doesn't even go five seconds without Immediately Just Fucking Lying
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I'm still having troubles with my job, so I would appreciate you buying my prints/or coffee or supporting me on Patreon 🫣
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tumblr you are never going to make me download monopoly go no matter how many times i barely caress the ad & you catapult my dumb ass to the app store
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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
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My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!
If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!
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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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When your son’s a Jedi padawan but he still inherited his father’s sass
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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
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is the witcher fandom even on here? or existing beyond polish dads? idk but worth a try
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Somehow from two different bookstores in two different states I have acquired two books that belonged to the same person..
If you're out there John Larrabee, hmu and we can talk about Tom Paine. Also I have your boarding pass from 2014 that you were taking notes on.
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