It's truly a masterpiece
I finally watched The Old Guard and tumblr did not adequately prepare me for how funny the van kiss scene actually is. Like I've seen whole gif sets of Joe's impromptu love poem but that's not the half of it.
Dude are you sure you want to be making a homophobic jab at these people specifically
Joe: "Yeah he is and what about it, bitch boy" <- said with far more grace and eloquence
Nicky: "<3"
(This is where we give kudos to the actors for not smashing each other's teeth in when LAUNCHING at each other. Couldn't have been me)
Everyone is so taken aback they fully just watch for a whole second in, presumably, homophobic horror before all simultaneously deciding This Cannot Stand
you INTERRUPT joe and nicky? you interrupt their kiss like the football game? oh! oh! death for homophobes! death for homophobes for One Thousand Years!!!!
This isn't really part of the scene but "There's a TV, Joe!" is close enough that I'm going to add it. As an epilogue.
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I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...
Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?
Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.
Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.
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Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.
Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.
The humans response is to climb higher.
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Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.
Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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I was born in 2008. Be scared.
i’m not scared of 2 year olds
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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“The love of my life was of the people I was taught to hate.”
I’ve been experimenting with hatching techniques and decided to do a redraw of the first Yusuf Al-Kaysani art I ever posted on here three years ago.
Also on Redbubble.
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stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.
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hello, saw your ukftm timeline just wanted to ask , how come you only waited 3 years for an appointment as i thought the waiting list was about 5
Hi Anon, I was told in 2019 it would be roughly 3 years on the waiting list for London (Tavistock I think?).
Then 2022 I got a call from the East of England gender clinic. It was newly opened. Their HQ is Cambridge. I live in the East so the closest in 2019 was London but not anymore.
The week after I got a call to go to the EoE I had my first appointment.
I don't know anyone who was referred same time as me so I don't know if they're still waiting.
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rick riordan off the shits
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Button House Aesthetic - Ghosts
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If you don't reblog, how will other people see the posts? How will I share every obsession with people against their will?
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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i am going to create the worst lotr fancast
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