rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that
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types of girls:
1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave
2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever
3. animal bones that crush under your jaw
4. home
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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I just want this to all stop. I want to stop needing to do things to exist. I’m so tired.
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*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious
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does anyone wanna have a crazy unhealthy codependent once in a lifetime romance with me yet
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This is your daily reminder to get faggier.
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the authors note of all time
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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israel: we're going to bomb hospitals. here's all our excuses for if we bomb hospitals and here's a list of all the hospitals we're going to bomb
[hospital gets bombed]
israel: this could have been anybody,. dont believe us? well heres a recording of two guys doing their arabic duolingo practice
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