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starchilddante · 10 days
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
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I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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starchilddante · 17 days
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This is ✨IT✨
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starchilddante · 17 days
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starchilddante · 17 days
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starchilddante · 18 days
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starchilddante · 18 days
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starchilddante · 18 days
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The hunting lodge
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starchilddante · 19 days
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
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starchilddante · 19 days
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Just me?
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starchilddante · 21 days
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reblog this with ur favourite memes, im feeling sad and i want to laugh at some stupid images
these are some of mine
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starchilddante · 22 days
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The Paducah Sun-Democrat, Kentucky, August 21, 1939
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starchilddante · 25 days
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I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped
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starchilddante · 25 days
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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
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starchilddante · 25 days
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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
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starchilddante · 26 days
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join the polycule atom
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starchilddante · 1 month
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These 2 pictures are the same
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starchilddante · 1 month
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lesbian | gay
bi | trans
Igbtq | pan
ace | aro
nonbinary | queer
Inspired by this post by @theprideful
If you save any please reblog!!
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