starbound-jupiter
everyone’s fave girlboy
jupiter • he/him • in desperate need of a lil kiss on the forehead • ask me about my special interests and i’ll love you forever
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I SCREAMED. LIKE- ACTUALLY. I JAD TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY MOTHER LMAOO
Obsessed with this annotation on the Genius Lyrics page for Skin and Bone.
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alexander j newall i love you so so much but i am begging you to never do internet slang ever again please
#‘bit of a situationship with Ink5oul’ actual psychic damage#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp 16#tmagp vague
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Alexander J Newall please spend less time on the internet I am begging
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EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE HORRORS 🎉🎉🎉 SAY HI TO THE HORRORS ALICE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 THE HORRORS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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the urge to make ocs of a god and their special little mortal (soldier? priest? jester?) so i can put them in situations (healthy relationship) (ritual sacrifice)
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Hey man sorry about your colleague. Yeah I heard he passed away. Don’t worry tho he’s with the sea now. Yeah the deep will totally take care of his bones.
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killers and renegades, liars and thieves is my favourite!!
welcome, we are the mechanisms
“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
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Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-
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mr bonzos resume so far:
world renowned children's tv star
pro wrestler
freelance hitman for the uk govt
landlord
interpretive lap dancer
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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:
- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops
- Man Made of Needles
- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People
- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void
- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck
- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls
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Micheal vs Helen who wins in the fight?
like a fist fight? because if so i’d say micheal lmao
(helen would win under normal circumstances, but micheal fights dirty aka bites)
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favourite tma character??
martin bc he’s my silly <333
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