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David: I had to pick up Max early.
Harrison: That’s alright. Has he been sick?
David: No, not sick, he's just very upset because he's had a hard day.
Harrison: Wait, why did he have a hard day?
David: He took his two pet snails to school with him today, and he had the snails in his book bag. He let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and Gwen, who was visiting the class that day, thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so she threw Max’s snails out the window.
Harrison: Oh my god.
David: I know you are laughing, Harrison, but please act sad about it when we get home today.
Harrison: I’ll try but that is hilarious.
David: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.
David: I’m trying not to let Max see me laugh.
#he wouldnt say the last part but#david camp camp#gwen camp camp#harrison camp camp#max camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes
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Max: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Harrison: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Max: Harrison, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Harrison: *sigh* Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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Max: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Harrison: That’s not a lot of inches.
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Max: ...My man Harrison just killed a goldfish.
Harrison: *licking his lips* Yup. Delicious.
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This seems like something max would do
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I USED THIS METHOD (or something similar) TODAY! I was searching for a specific ship and accidentally misspelled one of the names in the tag, ao3 gave me the option to edit it, i remembered a specific fic i was looking for so i typed in the ship, title and creator and it popped up!
Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Camp Camp (Web Series)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: David/Gwen (Camp Camp)
Characters: David (Camp Camp), Gwen (Camp Camp), Jasper (Camp Camp), Max (Camp Camp), David’s Parents (Camp Camp), Gwen’s Parents (Camp Camp)
Additional Tags: Unplanned Pregnancy, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Family Feels, Family Fluff, Sickfic, Near Death, dadvid, MomGwen
Summary:
Life often is unplanned, unknown, and hectic and no two people know this more than David Greenwood and Gwen Santos, after an unexpected surprise the two find themselves as new parents in an unexpected world. Now they have to navigate the trials and tribulations of new parenthood and all that entitles, at least they have family and friends on their side. Based on the Somehow AU by @ghostyartsdump.
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Pikeman: Where are my fucking keys?
Sasha: Pikeman, Max is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Pikeman: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
#sasha camp camp#edward pikeman#max camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Nikki: Max, what do you have?
Max: A KNIFE!
Nikki: Okay, have fu-
Neil: NO!
#max camp camp#nikki camp camp#neil camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Neil: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Max: Sure.
Neil: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
Max: ...down?
Neil: N-
Nikki: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Neil:
Neil: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...
#max camp camp#nikki camp camp#neil camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Preston, sweating: Sasha, there’s something I need to ask you-
Sasha: Finally! You’re proposing!
Preston: How’d you know?
Sasha: Preston, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Sasha: I even picked it up once.
#sasha camp camp#preston goodplay#preston goodplay x sasha camp camp#theatricalflowers camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Sasha: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Preston: I wrote you a poem.
Sasha, already crying: You did?
#sasha camp camp#preston goodplay#preston goodplay x sasha camp camp#theatricalflowers camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Preston: You got a date yet Sasha?
Sasha: No...
Preston: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
#sasha camp camp#preston goodplay#preston goodplay x sasha camp camp#theatricalflowers camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Vera: I'm trash.
Pikeman: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Vera:
Vera: You smooth motherfucker.
Vera: And yes it does.
#edward pikeman#camp camp vera#pikeman x vera camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Vera: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Pikeman: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Vera: That one. I want that one.
#edward pikeman#camp camp vera#pikeman x vera camp camp#incorrect camp camp qoutes#fernadette posted somthin oh no
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Pikeman, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Sasha: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Pikeman: I have depression, what do you think?
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