noticed the chappell roan reference in your bio, decided you're cool
THANK U i’m obsessed with her !!!! loml
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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i truly experience taxi driver type male loneliness but like as a loser homosexual woman
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If you've ever disagreed or disliked something I've posted on here understand that it's your duty to change yourself in such a way that that doesn't happen again
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anybody know what to do with it all
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love
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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it
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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
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