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he destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look him in the eye
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Don't blame me, blame Misha Collins!
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2014: Wow I love Supernatural and Destiel so much! Sure they never TALK about Destiel but if you look at the colors in this scene and the way Dean looks at Cas here, maybe someday they will be cannon. I know it’s a long shot though.
2024: “If the CW hadn’t been so homophobic, Dean and Cas would’ve been balls deep.”
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nightow’s trigun baseball au !!!!! aaahhh!!!!! heres my take with way too many notes. i put extra sad in it but also i want wolfwood to live so he only chronically ill (not terminally) and keeps it from vash until he ends up hospitalized from a bad flareup and scares the shit outta him. i gotta draw more of em but i really wanted to think about livio’s role & the vashwood of it all. esp with my ver having tesla pass after nick meets them he probably doesnt wanna burden vash at all so keeps his own issues to himself. of course vash chews him out for it afterwards
also while vash still has his arm in mine i think it took the brunt of the damamge and he can’t really do a lot of dexterous stuff w it/probably needs to wear compression sleeves and gloves for the scars. he can wear a baseball glove and catch a ball but hes not typing 2 handed ykno
also baseball au chronic pain wolfwood with a mobility aid named the punisher
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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
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why don’t they make posters like this anymore
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“Do you know what day it is tomorrow?”
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
#15°c?? yeah thats warmish#sorry for converting it lmao#but its like t shirt jeans and a thinner jacket weather for sure
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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#once a day unless im tired then once every other day#i dont tend to shower twice a day unless its really hot outside but thats cold showers and not really for hygiene purposes
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slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman
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Love is in the air?
WRONG!!!
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20.947% OXYGEN
0.934% ARGON
0.035% CARBON DIOXIDE
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