Thoughts? 👀

I need... I need a drink.

I'm sorry to inform you that your friend is a bit of a freak-

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-the-anomalous-linguist/720597570551955456/hm-let-me-tr-y-ash-lifts?source=share

Oh. Oh dear.

F in the chat for you :(

It really is... Lord! I forgot how much there was for me to catch up on

Paperwork :(

See, your first mistake was offering /j

I just wanted to help I had free time... Oh my god I got fucking swarmed. The horde of new folk got to me...

So I take it the intern thing didn't go well?

Hhh-

It went fine? I offered to spectate and give a tour of the area and got fucking swarmed. There's way more than there normally is this time around and its- it's hell. I don't know how Carter deals with this.

Oh my gods. Never again. Fuck that. Hell no. That was horrible.

Everything's set up for all the new interns, this is the biggest batch we've gotten in a hot minute oh wow! Makes me so happy to see so many new faces!

It's probably a better topic than work stuff at least

Thats fair but just dear gods. They haven't stopped talking about it

By a client or a coworker because my response be different depending

A coworker. I wouldn't be talking about it if it was a client (that is without their permission first!)

It isn't even eight in the morning and I'm being explained the entirety of the FNAF lore

Oh goodness...

i think they might be plotting murder-

Good lord... It's out of my hands now! Don't look at me!

It's extremely effective I've found!

M!A: a small lemon pig appears on Glass's desk

OH GOODNESS. OH HES WONDERFUL. OH HES PRECIOUS...

pfft, then you’ve never interacted or talked with Dr. Daniels. He’s a nightmare

Oh Lord the things I've heard about that man... He does truly sound like a nightmare

Dr. Glass, which doctor do you think is the most difficult to consult with?

Hm... Now that's a tricky question! Dr. Gears can be difficult at times, but plenty of others can be as well

Alright. Upon decision by the main mods for Amalgam (me, @bloodbluepearl, and Teeth, @o5councilstories) to be made a closed reality, I will be posting a list of blogs that are in our reality.

If your blog is NOT listed in this post, please contact either me (contact at @we-couldnt-agree-on-a-color) or Teeth (contact at @asko5-7). Make sure to make it known that you are interacting out of character.

This list does not mean that you can't interact with any of our blogs! This is just to elaborate who is in our reality and who is not!

List under the cut. It will not be sorted into groups or categories.

@we-couldnt-agree-on-a-color (formerly @the-lost-cowboy) @the-restless-immortal @just-another-cog @ask-doctor-kondraki @scp-foundation-med-staff @scp-foundation-intel @ask-claire-bright @ask-scp-166 @ask-thompson-and-black @aves-pantheon @ask-o5-1 @ask-o5-9 @asko5-7 @ask-that-one-pokemon-person @stained-glass-shatters @wandering-overseer @evelyn-bright @demonic-theatre-kid @eric-tainment @kahs-personal-page @/probably-in-a-tree @/sleeping-pajamas @/ask-doctor-alto-clef @/prince-of-the-butt-erflies @hellomynameishank @mc-and-d @/earth-b0y @asktheparkerfam @brothersdeath @/not-a-paranormal-investigator @/maya-moonwalker

May be forgetting some. If you aren't on here and believe you should be, please contact one of us as instructed above. This post will be reblogged with new additions if they come.