June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.
a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
going on tumblr.com in april 2020 is like *quiz* *quiz* *quiz* *animal crossing* *taylor swift discourse* *quiz* *something about tma* *quiz* *distance learning meme* *quiz* *quiz*
if you donated to ao3 i wanted to let you know about the new sitcom i’m working on, it’s about an asexual and a pansexual who become roommates. it’s called all or nothing