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staggeringsmite · 3 hours
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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
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staggeringsmite · 3 hours
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white bread squished into tiny ball added to burger king menu for one cent
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staggeringsmite · 3 hours
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this too shall pass
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staggeringsmite · 6 hours
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Do you have time to talk about ballpoint pen
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staggeringsmite · 6 hours
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dandelions are Not weeds they are literally yellow...
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staggeringsmite · 7 hours
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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car
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staggeringsmite · 1 day
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my friend events this week:
I reached out to an old high school friend after 12 years of not speaking, only to find that she's in Greece doing a phd on psychiatric euthanasia. I confessed to being ignorant about the topic, so she emailed me 19 research papers and said "this will be a good start"
I asked another friend to provide a professional reference for me as part of a grant application. she agreed to, on the condition that I log into neopets, collect the daily free item, and transfer it to her account
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staggeringsmite · 1 day
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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staggeringsmite · 1 day
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my hobbies are pining longing yearning desiring craving and umm. wanting
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staggeringsmite · 2 days
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what if we smiled beautifuly and love each other
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staggeringsmite · 2 days
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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me
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staggeringsmite · 3 days
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[ID: an illustration in greyscale of 5 wolves and 3 crows cuddling around a floating plume of fire. The background is snowy with mountains and a starry sky. Text at the top reads “we do not need to be cool, the world is cold enough.” End.]
Maybe might color this eventually, but I like how it is now enough to share.
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staggeringsmite · 3 days
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staggeringsmite · 3 days
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Don’t open a bottle of champagne around me unless you want a tiny chair for your joint or other tiny objects.
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staggeringsmite · 3 days
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the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers
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staggeringsmite · 3 days
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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me
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