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Nature is fucking lit
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I Made The Earth Remember Him
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Literature, Mon Amour
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heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please
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STOP
Can barely use tumblr today bc the fucking house is back.
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im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast
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I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
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I think I like the hitcher (1986) so much bc I also want someone to put me down like a rabid dog
Be the van helsing to my Dracula and kill me
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the casual mockery and bastardization of Islamic culture that is so pervasive in western media and thought makes my blood boil
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I’m gonna be coughing so fucking loudly when there’s a moment of silence
I can’t wait to be a awkward middle aged man. Just some creep you see at the grocery store.
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I can’t wait to be a awkward middle aged man. Just some creep you see at the grocery store.
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It actually doesn’t smell like anything.
I saw a snake hunting frogs there too‼️
There’s a dead animal in the creek I visit everyday and I’m still waiting for it to get washed away.
Like bro you are stinking up my spot. Only I’m allowed to do that.
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There’s a dead animal in the creek I visit everyday and I’m still waiting for it to get washed away.
Like bro you are stinking up my spot. Only I’m allowed to do that.
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Uh honey? There's a guy at the door that wants you to kill yourself
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I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians
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