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Ironstrange, Fam & Lokius.
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Tony: The French have gifted us so much
Peter: Like what Mr Stark?
Stephen: French toast, cheese-
Tony: The guillotine
Stephen, nodding: Exactly
Peter, concerned: Wait, what-
Wong: You'll get used to it eventually
Wong: I hope
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Stephen: Can I be frank with you guys?
Tony: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Peter: Can I still be Peter?
America: Shh, let Frank speak.
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there is just something so satisfying about these big strong superheros finding a child with angst problems and then by canon choice or fandom force becoming a paternal/family figure for said child and then that superhero is willing to go to war at a PTA meeting for their brooding child
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*America sneaking into Stephen’s room at 3am*
America *nudges Stephen*: Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They’re just floating rocks in space.
America: Stephen? Dad, wake up! Listen! They’re sexless!
Stephen, half asleep: The sun isn’t a rock. Go back to sleep.
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I developed an unhealthy obsession with Barbie’s character posters
Here’s extended Supreme Family
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Stephen, walking into the sanctum: hello, people who do not live here.
Peter 1, Peter 2, Peter 3: hey
America: hi
Loki: hello
Ghost!Tony: hey!
Stephen: i said you could come for emergencies only
Bucky: we are running from our problems
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What about a Supreme Family camping trip?
- Okay, so growing up rich Tony has never been camping before. Yes, outraging! Stephen, who grew up on a farm in Nebraska stares at him. Then he takes matters in his own hands
- They take Peter with them, because he is a big city boy whose dad figures died before they had the chance to go on some good ol’ father and son camping trip
- it’s safe to say the boy is EXCITED!
- fast forward to the actual trip. They are in a forest in the middle of nowhere on a Saturday. They made sure to have no other campers nearby who could possible recognize THE Tony Stark™
- "Do you want to pitch the tent or would you rather gather firewood?" Stephen asks his boyfriend. The way he says it, it's clear which is the easier task.
Tony huffs. “I’m an engineer who build the world’s first portable Arc Reactor using a box of scraps. I think I can manage to put up a simple tent.”
Stephen just shrugs and wanders off into the woods while Tony and Peter load everything out of the trunk.
Peter got his own little tent, because when Tony did the (online) shopping for this trip, Peter found this rather cute Spider-Man themed tent he had to get.
Tony doesn’t mind. In his mind a camping trip could be rather romantic, sitting together at the campfire watching fireflies… yes, some quality time with his boyfriend would be appreciated.
He did some research before buying the best reviewed pro camping equipment for northern America.
It can't be that hard to set up, right? Right??
- Cue half an hour later when Stephen returns with enough firewood for the night. (He also put up some anti-bear wards to keep his family safe, but they don’t need to know that)
Stephen returns to what should be a camp but is actually utter chaos. Tony’s tent is a mess of fabric and poles (some of which are bent in ways they shouldn’t bent). The engineer is arguing with his watch (Friday), who keeps telling him that she got weak signal.
“What do you mean weak signal?” Tony asks exasperated. “What’s the point of owning a satellite in space when I still don’t have full signal in a fucking forest?”
- So Tony is forced to read the manual to put up the tent. Like the offline paper version of it.
- Cut to Peter who sits in front of his perfectly made Spider-Man tent. He’s just happy to be here.
- (Tony finally lets Peter help to build the second tent)
- Stephen makes a fire with the help of magic and while in Tony books this is clearly cheating, it’s also hot, so he lets it slide.
- Later they roast marshmallows and make S'mores.
„You put the hot marshmallow between the chocolate sides of the cookies,” Stephen explains, but also warns them, “Don’t eat more than two of them or you will get sick from the sugar.”
Tony and Peter exchange a glance. The challenge is set!
- Tony eats four S’mores, Peter seven. Both agree it’s the best dessert they ever had. Both of them feel sick afterwards. It was worth it!
- In the night someone (Tony) forgets to close the mosquito mesh and they wake up severely bitten
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Stephen: If it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die.
Literally 10 mins later:
IMO this is the most undderated Ironstrange moment in IW because Stephen despite meeting Tony about like an hour ago and making his intentions clear about his priorities (protecting time stone over any of them) he becoms instantly protective of Tony (and Peter duh!).
This was before Stephen lived through those 14,00,604 possibilities, so we shouldn't really be surprised that he gave up the time stone to Thanos in exchange for Tony's life, there is no other explanation than Stephen falling for Tony after living those 14,00,604 lives with him.
You can't tell me this was "professional courtesy" because it clearly isn't.
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Peter: I think we should get a divorce.
America: What are you doing?
Peter: Just practicing for my hypothetical divorce.
America: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?
Peter: I don't know. I'm 18. I think I'm having a quater-life crisis.
America: You don't even have a partner.
Peter: Hypothetically divorce me.
America: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.
Peter: Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.
Peter, to Riri: It's called a prenup, right?
Riri: Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one.
America: Who's this guy?
Riri: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.
America: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids.
America, to Harley: We can get those, right?
Harley: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.
Peter: Who's this nerd?
America: This is my hypothetical lawyer.
Peter: Well, Riri is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically seeing each other.
America: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!
Peter: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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A thought:
If it weren't for the TVA mess, Mobius would be... such a normal guy. Not only that, but a rather silly one.
Just... think about it.
He looks like a normal guy, and doesn't try to compensate that with extravagant clothes. He is genuinely a nice person who looks like he'd own a bunch of dogs, or at least feed strays. He has a random hyperfixation that no one else around him cares about. He likes key lime pie. He makes knock knock jokes. And if it weren't for being a TVA agent, he doesn't look like he'd have any kind of extraordinary skill.
And we ship him with a norse god who has a bunch of powers? Who's been through so much shit?? Who has killed people???
And sure, it's hillarious, but it also has the potential to be so fucking sweet.
Because Loki has spent most of his life unable to find peace, always trying to prove himself, to get out of Thor's shadow. Then, coming to terms with being a frost giant. And then, the New York thing.
And after all that, he gets to interact with a guy who, despite working for an organization like the TVA and being able to be intimidating when needed, somehow still manages to have such a comforting aura. A guy who makes stupid knock knock jokes in the midle of a serious interrogation and infodumps about jetskis, and who, most importantly, treats him like a normal person, even after studying his life and seeing all that he has done, and all that he's capable of.
And it's so clear that Loki appreciates it. He smiles at the joke in the interrogation scene. When Mobius is excited to finnaly experience some (very simple and mundane) things outside of the TVA while they search for Sylvie in season 2, Loki goes along with what he wants and humors him.
Loki is a god, who is used to being surrounded by other gods. He could so easily just see Mobius as less for being a human and a fairly normal guy with such dumb little quirks, but he clearly values him so much (both his company and him as a person), and sees him as a complex individual that's worth respecting/caring for, and I think that's amazing and an extra reason to enjoy their relationship.
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