Two dudes

Chillin at a car race

Five feet apart cause they're NOT GAY

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:

FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......

Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

i love Initial D because all the internal monologue for every single battle goes something along the lines of:

rival racer, keeping pace but visibly sweating: holy FUCK. what the actual SHIT. this is an 86. this is a cardboard box of a car and he's ahead of me. HOW is he drifting so effortlessly!? the kid behind the wheel must be under constant pressure to stay focused. he's so close to touching the guardrail on every corne- DID HE JUST USE THE GUTTER TO TURN

Takumi, drifting at terrifying speeds with one hand on the wheel: *3D gif of spinning tofu with low quality Funky Town playing in the bg*

“who do you picture this character with?”

Me. I consume all media through a self insert lens and construct vivid and elaborate imagination realms in which I am somehow centered in their arcs.

Yes sometimes this leads to our mutually assured destruction and the entire cast dies but I’m doing my best ok

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

its decmbre ... the gronch

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

mass effect fans seeing the new trailer are perpetually torn between “we should let commander shepard rest it’s been years it’s time for a new protagonist” and “SHEPARD IS FUCKING BACK BAYBEY❗️DUG THEIR ASS OUT OF THAT RUBBLE AND PUT THEM RIGHT BACK IN ‼️ ROUND 4 BABEY 🔔🥊 NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT 🗣️⁉️ NEVER GIVE UP 🔥💯💪”

adult life is crazy because you can be going through the most devastating and heartbreaking things while still having to go to work and do the laundry and grocery shopping

a lot of you need to be a lot more chill about cishet passing people and couples still being part of the queer community

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now