i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

to survive on tumblr you must either; not go to the club, experience long term celibacy (wanted or unwanted) or be unemployed.

if you guys are interested - i put some of my art up on teepublic + redbubble for purchase :0 will also be adding more soon!

teepublic link

redbubble link

He don't bite

jeremy fragrant i have grown fond of you

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

Starting twin peaks

*stares at u w big scared eyes like a wild animal*

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

so in third grade I told two of my friends I could talk to horses & made up a really dramatic backstory of how I “discovered” my powers & our teacher overheard us talking about it and told the child psychologist I was seeing for insomnia issues & the child psychologist asked me about it & I was first and foremost terrified that if I admitted to the lie, this medical professional would tell my friends I made it all up

so I doubled down and insisted I could really talk to horses. I was doing major damage control. I didn’t realize you can’t just tell psychiatric professionals you have magic powers, I was 8.

so I ended up in counseling for this for an entire year until eventually I just stopped going for some reason but when I was 20 the office contacted me to tell me the psychologist was retiring & asked if I wanted a copy of my childhood records before they were filed away and eventually shredded & I said sure & went over them & discovered that she had diagnosed me with “psychotic delusions” bc I was 8 and apparently convinced her I truly thought I could talk to horses.

genuinely cannot tell if I my parents should’ve been cashing in on me as the most sought-after child actor of the era or if that psychologist was just extremely so so so bad at her job.

Sixth doctor <3

(Edit: image descriptions provided by @queen-boudicca thank you!)