which is definitely not an omen

I remember the day that I heard taylor swift’s next album would be called the tortured poets department I spent the rest of it repeating the phrase over and over in my head because something about how it rolled off the tongue bothered me so badly

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Me from now on

Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

There’s always one 🧡

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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