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squidkisser · 16 days
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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father
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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!
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squidkisser · 17 days
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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love
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squidkisser · 17 days
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Wasn't there like... A bird that killed mice by crucifying them on a branch?
they typically kill the mouse BEFORE they spike it, but yes!
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the entire family of shrikes is a motley collection of songbirds that have evolved sideways into carnivory- they'll kill and eat just about anything smaller than they are, which includes rodents like mice, smaller birds, and even reptiles like snakes and lizards!
which they then promptly impale on the closest sharp thing.
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this war-crimey habit has earned them the name butcherbird across most of their range. the shrikes do this partly for storage (a shrike that is very good at shriking can have an entire thornbush full of tiny corpses!), but also because, well.
they've got the raptor beak down, but they haven't quite managed to figure out the talons yet.
sticking their prey in place keeps it still so that they can pull off chunks small enough to swallow!
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basically the same way humans use those fancy ham stands.
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these things.
and now you know! here's a picture of one being silly to wash the taste of small animal death out of your mouth.
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squidkisser · 17 days
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skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania
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squidkisser · 17 days
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Good job!
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squidkisser · 17 days
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What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.
hold still you little fucker
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squidkisser · 17 days
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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like
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squidkisser · 17 days
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IG : @emperorofmischief
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squidkisser · 17 days
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God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough
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squidkisser · 17 days
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this is how I imagine the drunken gods chapter would've went if they weren't haunted by the consequences of their actions 😔
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Alternate outcome of what happens after the drunken sparring
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squidkisser · 17 days
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squidkisser · 19 days
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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
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squidkisser · 20 days
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is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know
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squidkisser · 20 days
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squidkisser · 20 days
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All y'all cowards hating Jax now while this only made me love him more
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squidkisser · 2 months
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my dragula!
String identified: g tg t tc a tg t tc a a t ac aga!
Closest match: Scleropages formosus genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Asian arowana
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