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it is tempting to assume btw that harry is "the most mentally ill man in the world!!!!" or whatever, but he's probably the average level of mentally ill for people in his situation. he isn't this uniquely monstrous wreck who abuses more substances than anyone else ever has. in martinaise alone you can meet like 5 people who are doing even worse than harry. kim says several times that he's seen much worse than day one harry and i BELIEVE him. i think harry wasn't immediately fired from the police after the unsolveable case bc this stuff is relatively normal for cops to do in precinct 41. disco elysium isn't pointing at harry and going "gawk at this uniquely awful man for no reason!! isn't he horrible in a clownish way!!" they're making a point abt the effects of capitalism and imperialism on the disenfranchised poor
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squelsh · 7 hours
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Pigeons should be classified as bovines
-cute
-fluffy
-love to hug
-milk
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squelsh · 12 hours
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im kind of obsessed with the white house's strategy of straight-up just lying about israel like. i don't know if its even gaslighting at this point it's just like some kind of bizarre strategy of just saying stuff for the obedient press to reprint it. it's so funny coming from the liberals who literally popularized 'disinformation' because they were so dismayed to learn about propaganda during the trump era and now here we are... disinformation central...
the white house since february: this is a ceasefire proposal hamas: this says 'no ceasefire' actually, this is a pause the white house: hamas won't accept our ceasefire proposal egypt & qatar & the CIA: here is a three-step actual ceasefire proposal hamas: we welcome the three-step actual ceasefire proposal the white house: we also welcome this three-step actual ceasefire proposal israel: we will literally never end this war the white house: egypt totally lied to us about this three-step actual ceasefire proposal. we're so sorry israel [two weeks later] okay this is ISRAEL's three-step ceasefire proposal israel: no it isn't the white house: israel has accepted its own ceasefire proposal israel: no we haven't the white house: the ball is in hamas's court hamas: we welcome the ceasefire proposal the white house: can you believe hamas won't accept israel's ceasefire proposal?
the recently anti-disinformation independent press: hamas won't accept israel's ceasefire proposal
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squelsh · 13 hours
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Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.
Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.
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squelsh · 14 hours
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Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box
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squelsh · 15 hours
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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
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squelsh · 15 hours
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nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check
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squelsh · 15 hours
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Completely normal, non-bunny related question: What are your thoughts about hay and oats? For no reason. of Course.
honestly i'll just eat oats raw i don't even need them cooked i'll much them straight out of my open hand
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squelsh · 15 hours
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amigara fault but a snences enters first as a fucked up shape and exits a completely normal humanoid form
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squelsh · 1 day
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amigara fault but a snences enters first as a fucked up shape and exits a completely normal humanoid form
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squelsh · 1 day
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what is the stuffed animal sex blog. someone posted your response to that old ask on reddit and now i'm curious
OH NO I GOT REDDITED
on what the blog is: i actually am not a plushfucker i just support their beliefs so i don't think i ever followed them since it's not something i am interested in myself. i remember the artstyle but the specific reblog that the plush anon was referencing was just some meme so i have no clue how to trace back what the account was
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squelsh · 1 day
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(on blind date) oh youre from omelas? i heard that was a pretty nice place. always kinda wanted to live there myself. shame the kid thing stopped working before i had the chance to move out there. have they figured out how to get that system up and running again? not to your knowledge? ah well. probably for the best, i feel like people would be super annoying about that. even out here any time you meet someone from omelas theyre like 'yeah i walked away.' like ok? the kids still in there tho like. glad your conscience is clean i guess? people eat that shit up out here tho they buy em drinks and say like 'yeah that was the right decision it mustve been so hard to give up all that to do whats right.' i dont get it man. sorry im rambling. how'd you like living there? what? it sucked? huh i guess it wasnt all its cracked up to be. so when can i see you again?
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squelsh · 1 day
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squelsh · 1 day
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if your date says hes bisexual but you think he might have been lying to pick up chicks, hand him the penis bong and see if he hits it or not
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squelsh · 1 day
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
#no
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squelsh · 2 days
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It's called a 'bezier curve' because it was invented by Mr. Curve
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