"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

I love baseball

Game Changer’s Deja Vu episode has finally disproved Sam’s claim that he’s been there the whole time. We now have videotape proof that he was once a baby in a different house

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

Everyone keeps acting like as a druid I'm just boring and not as interesting or violent as wizards or warlocks but they'll all see when I finally perfect my new spell, Himalayan Blackberries Growing Inside Of Your Blood

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

gustav klimt's the kiss this, gustav klimt's the kiss that. gustav klimt's fulfillment

get fulfilled idiot

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

favorite part of the episode is actually when Adaine says Fig has "like, 5 jobs" and when she lists them off and gets to "security detail for the president," you can feel the despair in Sandra Lynn's soul as this woman who doesn't seem to be tracking the incredibly influential high school government election seriously considers whether her teenage daughter might be working as a security guard for the actual president of the nation of spire

The fact that Sklonda casually knows about the Society of Shadows retroactively makes Penny's whole dilemma in the Seven and all of Laertes' cloak and dagger shenanigans retroactively super funny. Like, she's having a whole existential crisis about never seeing her friends again and he's disguising himself as a scarecrow and a wooden duck and Sklonda is just like, huge air quotes, yeah the "SECRET SOCIETY".