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I am a Mature Responsible College Student
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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band names in the past tense:
fell out boy
panicked! at the disco
paramored
blinked 182
my chemical romance
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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why can’t boys wear make-up? without getting made fun of??? who decided this?? what if a boy wants to cover up a spot… they just can’t??? why can’t they????? tell me
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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Support big thighs that arent “perfectly shaped” and tummy folds and chubby cheeks pls
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I've ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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friend: makes a typo
me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
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im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
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✧( ु•⌄• )◞◟( •⌄• ू )✧
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your entire body and its just warm and fuzzy and nice and amazing
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sprinkleofunicorns · 9 years
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me: “my anxiety is kinda bad today”
someone: “why is it bad?”
me, screaming: I DON’T KNOW!!!!!! I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!! I DON’T KNOW!!!!! I DON
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