From Maxim magazine

From Maxim magazine

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

March 12, 2007

hey do people know about this painting??? because it hangs in the art gallery in my city and it makes me a little insane every time i see it

anyway it’s called the victory of faith (1891) and it’s by saint george hare

**actually, i’m editing this to add a closeup of their faces too:

Unfollowing because you won't do a femboy s*turday

fuck hold on

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

:3

yeah, yeah, same~🎃

taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

Look at my lawyers dawggg I’m going to jail 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

you're all joking about not wearing earplugs to concerts, right? we're not out here rawdogging 120dB. right.

patrick and pete in seattle

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I woke up and apparently the moon was gonna hit the earth, but everyone was like, really chill about it.

I talked to my mom and she said: “Yeah, the moon will hit the earth in about three months, you still have time to say goodbye to the people who you care about.“ 

I was like “damn”, and then I said: “How do you guys knew before me?” And my mom said: “Its because we watch the news and you don´t.”

spotted in a value village in southern ontario