school reblog if you cried 

*15 years old boy voice* alcohol

*tags my own selfie as #goals*

*gets hit by a car* good

are we human

or are we dentists

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

i kis u

smorch

gun violence is a preventable disease and america is an unvaccinated child

okay not to be a bitch but shut the fuck up right now

jeapordy host: the opposite of down and the opposite of up

me: what is...oh no

what do you say to a moody pilot?

“you’ve got a bad altitude!”

kylie jenner unfollowed jordyn woods on instagram!!!

now that you’re listening, here’s a reminder that hundreds of thousands of muslims are in internment camps in china, we have 12 years to solve global warming, our president is a tyrannical racist, homophobic, and transphobic baby. the world is falling apart and no one is stopping it.

feel free to add more

excuse you i am not “a bit nervous” i’m what the kids call “scared as fuck”