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new fic trope just dropped

they should do an MMO where everyone is a shapeshifter and you can go live with animal herds in the wild if you want for a time but you are never entirely one of them, noting that the wild animal npcs partake in behaviors with or make calls to one another that you may not understand the logic of but can try to learn to repeat the musical cadence of. this is true of even the human npcs, whose musical language is the most intricate and complex to learn of all and who will ostracize you readily if you do not use it properly. other players are not marked as players and there is no chat feature. as an elk you may not know if the wolf chasing you is an npc or another player who does not know the same of you, and there is no chat. maybe the players would develop a sort of musical cadence to identify other shifters. no one would like this game and it would not be fun. but i would like it

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The year is 2030.

At the Cincinnati stop of her "world tour", Taylor Swift ends her set. As she walks off the stage, she leans into a nearby mic and says "oh by the way, I'm lesbian".

She's still milking a public relationship with a man named Chett Whitesman, so this is met with a combination of cheers and confusion. Immediately, the media mobilizes. They have to intercept her before she gets onto her private jet, and ambush her for an interview. Luckily, this has become much easier these days. Since the release of her 2027 album, "The Carbon Emissions of my Heart", T Swizzle has performed a ritual sacrifice of an endangered species on live camera every time she boards her jet, a #girlboss way of saying that her emotional pain can only be healed by the tortured screams of drowning polar bears.

(Since this practice started, a devoted faction of Swifties have started a carbon negative algae farming commune, with the express intent of negating taytay sweezie's contributions to climate change. Apparently "her tortured soul deserves to pollute without guilt". They haven't even come close to their goals.)

Taytor Twift is intercepted after this ritual, as she's walking up the steps of her plane. When asked what the lesbian statement was about, she nonchalantly says "oh, I thought it was clear that was a joke. Anyways, G T G!" , before biting into the still beating heart of an emperor penguin.

During her flight, discourse on the newly renamed twitter-X-ElonIsExtremelyVirile Corp goes nuclear like it never has been before.

There's a camp of swifties thoroughly convinced that her relationship with Chett is all a beard so that she can still keep touring in the New Christian Republic of Florida, and the interview at the plane was deepfaked.

A different camp of Swifties feels insulted and betrayed that she would be anything less than a paragon of allyship. To them, this is the worst slight the queer community has ever experienced.

A third camp of Swifties insists that she *is* dating Chett, and is also a lesbian. They get insulted that anyone would police Taylor's labels. Comparisons to the Boulder, Colorado shooter are made.

A group of non Swifties tries to point out that everyone is fucking insane and that 'ole taytay regularly tear gases pride rallies to make way for her promenade to stadium venues, and who the fuck cares about this shit and point out that what a billionaire celebrity does for five minutes of PR is not worth your attention or discourse, nor does it warrant harassing other people for the labels *they* use, and isn't it really fucked up that Taylor is making a joke of how people describe their identities? They are promptly doxxed, harassed, and banned.

Bi lesbian discourse is off the charts. Nothing Taylor said has anything to do with it, but it happens anyways.

A lone transsexual who actually goes outside once in a while tweets "hey guys isn't it kinda fucked up that 2.4 billion people have been displaced by mega storms this year that her jet contributes to and is also specifically designed to fly over" and is promptly doxxed and harassed off the platform.

After an exhausting 9 minute plane ride, Tailing Swiffer lands in Columbus for the next performance of her world tour. She unveils a new single that contains the line "ride my horse after dumping him, stepping up onto my SAD dle".

All is forgotten. All is quiet. The Swifties continue as usual, moving on to the next discourse about these lyrics.

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

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thoughts on chicago?

I assume this is on the heels of my Judy (2019) posts and YES Chicago as a musical is ok but Chicago (2002) is THEEE best movie ever made. literally the level of iconicness in that whole thing. Richard gere being sexy and evil and performing We Both Reached For the Gun where everyone is strung up like puppets. Catherine Zeta Jones doing that ENTIRE thing by herself in I Can’t Do It Alone. literally every song Ms. Renée Zellweger performed. John C. Reilly was there, SINGING MISTER CELLOPHANE? Queen Latifah just shows up?> Taye Diggs didn’t do anything other than say “For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband, Amos” and I love him for it.

thoughts on chicago?

I assume this is on the heels of my Judy (2019) posts and YES Chicago as a musical is ok but Chicago (2002) is THEEE best movie ever made. literally the level of iconicness in that whole thing. Richard gere being sexy and evil and performing We Both Reached For the Gun where everyone is strung up like puppets. Catherine Zeta Jones doing that ENTIRE thing by herself in I Can’t Do It Alone. literally every song Ms. Renée Zellweger performed. John C. Reilly was there, SINGING MISTER CELLOPHANE? Queen Latifah just shows up?> Taye Diggs didn’t do anything other than say “For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband, Amos” and I love him for it.

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Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser

Think about it

All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?

SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits

SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama

That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!

Costume Appreciation / Chicago 2002

Costume Designer: Colleen Atwood

Hair & Make up: Judi Cooper-Sealy

i rewatched chicago 2002 today and i never realised how wlw coded roxie is?? excuse me for being blind

i mean this movie def was for the sapphics (and i enjoyed it a lot) but i never thought about how roxie viewed women in this

i mean i think her true love really is the fame, and that is why she views everything as a jazz show hence the musical numbers, but when you think abt it i don’t think she ever really loved amos and she only got w the guy she killed (i forgot his name) because he promised her an opportunity for fame

whereas when you see how she views women, she is like sooo obsessed with velma, i think it’s a "do i want to be her or be with her" type of situation and for me it ends up being both

but the moment i really realised it was wlw coded was in mama morton’s song bc why are you imagining her in such a seductive way when she’s actually just here for business? i mean when you compare her introduction to billy’s in "all i care about is love", his definitely seems more comedic whereas even though hers is more seducing

anyway maybe i’m reaching, or maybe roxie hart and velma kelly are queer icons you tell me

okay, so, chicago takes place in the 1920s in, you guessed it, CHICAGO!!! and jazz was super duper big, everyone wanted to be a jazz star. well, this one jazz star, velma kelly, murdered her husband and sister because she found out they were having an affair.

roxie hart, our main character, aspires to be a jazz star, one just as big as velma kelly was, and this results in her doing what a pretty asshole does best—sleep around. well, the person she had just finished her fun with admitted to her that he was only using her. so, she does what any logical person would do. she grabs a gun and shoots him!

her husband, amos, gets home, and he’s a really sweet guy, he’s our mr. cellophane, and roxie begs him to cover for her. she lies, saying it’s a guy who broke in, and she killed him in self defence. the police officer who’s interrogating amos reveals that it was actually amos’ best friend, and roxie ends up going to prison.

(enter the iconic number, cell block tango.)

in that prison is velma kelly, and roxie admits how much she admires her talent, but velma kelly is a little b-word and shoos roxie away. roxie ends up finding a good lawyer, the same one as velma, and becomes a big hit from the story that the lawyer created for her.

when roxie’s fame begins to die down, she fakes a pregnancy. this results in the scandal of her case being brought alive once more, and now she’s the famous one. velma is desperate at this point, and tries to convince roxie to become her sidekick in dance.

in the end, roxie ends up making it out of prison, velma following her shortly after. the two end up touring as a jazz couple, and they become famous.

that’s a pretty general summary of chicago. there’s a movie adaptation of the musical that’s amazing, and a perfect encapsulation of the musical (i got to see it live on broadway last october, so i think i have a pretty valid opinion), in case you want to actually watch it. :))

Sounds….jazzy. And dramatic-