jerry: I've just been thinking, once there's nothing left that's been spared my blade, wouldn't I be god?

george: no life?

jerry, gesticulating: nothing under heaven or above earth. all things equal.

[jerry turns to face the palace but freezes in his step]

jerry: hey uh... you're in my way.

kramer, slowly walking down the palace stairs: oh no, I can't let you do that, jerry. if this would truly be your way...

[kramer draws his sword]

kramer: then know that your way ends here.

dissertation writing advice

Guy who upon finding out what neopronouns are immediately starts going by “him/he” which is exactly the same as he/him except you switch them around

Him says that its ‘always been hes dream to do this’

>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

Hey everyone. There's another app on the Google playstore. Pretty sure it's not official and it's making money from in-app ads.

I think the AO3's latest post about apps is here:

Me before the Abyss of Dagath: Wow, that's a cool design. Her face is a hole! It's probably just a reference to the headless horseman mythos, but it's still very cool.

Me after the Abyss of Dagath: Her Orokin masters played with her as if she were simply an object meant to entertain them. They turned their precious little plaything into a Warframe so that she could entertain them forever, because there was no way they would offer Continuity to a lowly Dax. So, the immortality conferred by the infestation was the "next best thing". And almost immediately after having her turned into a Warframe, they got bored with her. They came to resent her existence and the thought of her having individuality. But tossing her aside was not enough, no. They ordered her to lay down and prepare to die. And she did what she was told: no protest, no resistance— a Dax to the very end. Then, they fired a particle canon into her face. It punched a hole clean through her now-metal head. They then discarded of her body in a dumpster. I know not how Dagath killed them, but it was almost certainly too merciful. After all, their bodies were found.

my partner doesn’t understand 99% of technology or the internet but i’ve let him use my instagram a couple times and all that’s really come of it is he’s now obsessed with a specific dog i follow and asks about him like he’s a guy we know

I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

hey im not gonna lie, i actually really like this change

LOVE having a dedicated tab for blog subs (altho i think it could be a little clearer, because the button you click to subscribe to a blog doesn't actually call it that, it just says "get notifications." i was actually worried for a sec that this was referring to a new, possibly paywalled feature. thats a very minor quibble though)

and i really like the idea of a tab for ALL my followed tags, instead of having to go through them all one by one. like, here's my dash but concentrated even morerer.

i will never ever use the For You tab, and its slightly annoying i cant just hide it, but that's such a tiny inconsequential thing. im glad people who DO want the algorithm can have it without me having to deal with it.

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

Clean the mold out of your reusable water bottle including the cap and straw

Mold poisoning will kill you and has a high chance of causing severe hallucinations and nightmares while it's doing it. My final message goodbye

Howl vs HDB having twice as many votes as the other polls strikes me as fishy. Maybe people are just REALLY campaigning for this one, but it feels like both sides are botting up. Hard for me to believe that so many more people are passionate about that race than Cas vs Will on this, the Supernatural/Hannibal trending website.

this is a valid concern! but you don't understand how completely APESHIT people went over this poll. it's my most popular post of all time. there was bloodshed in the replies.

the ratio of votes to notes was actually the LOWEST of all the polls (6.2; the average votes:notes ratio was 12.2 [and, suspecting interference on the vriska poll, discounting that poll gets us an average of 7.1]).

so i don't think there needs to be any worry about bot spam here!

yes i made a spreadsheet and did math for this