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"In a world full of Kardashians be a Mor-"
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Stfu you basic ass bitch. Morticia Addams would be ashamed of you putting down one group of women to uplift the other.
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pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at
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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’
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I keep telling him Sherlock is a girl's name ...
But he never says it back ...
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This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird
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Giant Skeletons by Jocelin Carmes
This artist on Instagram
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Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard
Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer
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why is it so difficult for ppl to distinguish between "this person is a literal bigot and should not have a platform" and "this person is not actively malicious but has accidentally done a couple harmful things that should be addressed" and "this person has made a few poor taste jokes several years ago but has since grown as a person" and "this person simply just didn't know the 'proper' term for something"
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Our parents really tried to feed us steamed broccoli with no seasoning and then made a big deal about how “kids hate vegetables”
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a post apocalyptic world but instead of the mad max nonsense basic bros are in love with, most of us just join farming communities
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Reasons why asexual representation is so important to me personally
- Since I was young I’ve felt ostracized and different from most everyone else because I’ve never been interested in doing anything sexual with anyone.
- In my junior year of high school, I started dating someone for the first time. I forced myself (and was basically forced because my boyfriend wouldn’t take no for an answer) to do certain things because I just thought that was what people in relationships do- it didn’t matter that I didn’t want to and didn’t enjoy it. ( person and I broke up shortly after because I didn’t want to go any further and had a mental break down after being pushed into doing something I didn’t want to do)
- This only further made me feel like something was wrong with me or that I was sick in the head because I was broken up for it.
- A peer, after hearing about this, told me I was just scared of sex
- A couple of years go by, and I found about asexuality and suddenly I felt so much better and I finally understood why I felt like I did ( or didn’t feel like seemingly everyone else did)
- I told my family I was ace and their first reaction was to roll their eyes and say I was too young ( I’m 22) and that I can’t know I’m asexual when I haven’t had sex before
- One day I told a coworker I was ace and explained it only to have her come back and say “ Well if you don’t have sex with the person you’re with then they’ll just cheat on you.”
WE NEED ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION!!!!!!!!!!
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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.
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it really is not hard to communicate with someone who speaks english as a second language without being confusing or condescending, but from watching how y'all interact with a certain cat blog you'd think it's much more difficult than it really is
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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
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something about rain in Germany, The Netherlands and Belgium you say?
A flooded street in Verviers, Belgium (photo: Belga)
Residents of Valkenburg, Netherlands, assessing the damage done to their houses (photo: Marcel van den Bergh)
A battered ship at the Maas river in Luik, Belgium (photo: AFP)
An army vehicle removes debris in Aachen, (North Rhine-Westphalia) Germany (photo: DPA)
Damage in Schuld, (Rhineland-Pfalz) Germany, where the Ahr river flooded (photo: EPA)
A woman swims through a flooded street in Luik, Belgium, where the Maas river flooded (photo: Reuters)
Two men in Bad Neuenahr, (Rhineland-Pfalz) Germany, attempt to rescue what they can (photo: AFP)
The running water stacked cars on a roundabout in Verviers, Belgium (photo: AFP)
An auto mechanic in Mechelen, Netherlands, watching the water run into his garage (photo: Marcel van den Bergh)
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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
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