bringing back my neil from the other year

neil

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

alt ending

comic i only finished now

comic i only finished now

finally.. i have the three badges.. coughing up blood over here

pressing the boop button like my life depends on it

i,m not selling anything to you

i am still normal btw

and also uhm. which one do you think is more likely to have a collection of novelty erasers

both would have a collection of erasers but Fede would have half novelty and half stolen, while Ángel would just forget where the erasers are and buy one each time he goes to buy stationery, which would end up in a collection either way. if he does find them that is

what are their favourite snacks xxxx

those lemon bites for Ángel and cold pizza with mate for Fede. this will not make sense for anyone here but trust me

i am the normallest guy ever. i wake up every day at 7am to go to the Drawing Factory, where i spend ten hours every day drawing things. sometimes i quit my job for months at a time to go to the Drawing University, where i pay close attention to the process of other Drawing Factory employees so that when i go back to it I've mastered the production process. my life is artificial and mechanical except for the art which is thrown out to the Ever-Burning Dumpster Piles, where all eventually goes to die. sometimes i see the papers crawl back to me in the shadows and when they ask to see my face i stare back with eyes that I've drawn myself, and suddenly they begin to understand.

i am still normal btw

i offer you this doodle . YOUR TASK: look at it for ten seconds. thanks

i offer you this doodle . YOUR TASK: look at it for ten seconds. thanks

thinking. what do the zombie apocalypse ocs know about internet drama. i think Ángel does not interact with any of that but Fede has been cancelled at least once

little doodle . siffrin my star shaped friend siffrin

for more context: 1, 2

this is sort of a part 3? anyways, zombies. woohoo

for more context: 1, 2

this is sort of a part 3? anyways, zombies. woohoo