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spiderplum · 14 days
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i take my whiskey neat, my coffee black in my bed at three, you're too sweet for me
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spiderplum · 16 days
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he’s so unserious
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spiderplum · 16 days
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what are you afraid of? that i will never feel normal again.
@pscentral event 26: minimalism
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spiderplum · 18 days
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eddie. eddie look at me. look at me eddie. don't worry baby. you're the one for him. you're his baby daddy. he can't live without you and he doesn't want to. stay strong buddy. that man may have him speaking in tongues but you'll be the one he'll be saying his vows to just STAY. STRONG.
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spiderplum · 18 days
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husbands who blame together, stay together!
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spiderplum · 18 days
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spiderplum · 18 days
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It ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi ♫
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spiderplum · 18 days
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Still very funny to me that Tommy showed up fully intending to be like “look I’m not trying to take your man” and Buck just blurts out “sorry that I wanna fuck you so bad it makes me look stupid.” And Tommy was just like. “Um. Me? I mean I’m down but are you sure this was about ME?” But still kissed Buck anyway.
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spiderplum · 18 days
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i know we’re losing our minds at buck being so caught off-guard, but imagine you’re eddie and you show up at a restaurant and see your two besties at a table so you stop to say hi and one of them turns and looks at you like this.
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spiderplum · 18 days
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desperately need eddie to ask, like, chim if he's homophobic for not liking to watch buck with tommy and chim just replies with "oh trust me, you're homo something"
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spiderplum · 18 days
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i cant believe steve harvey just outed eddie diaz
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spiderplum · 18 days
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eddie diaz getting outed via family feud will be my roman empire if it turns out to be true
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spiderplum · 18 days
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These are the best ways for a show to confirm their character is cannonically queer:
Coming out to a loved one
A spontaneous romantic moment
Put the actor on family feud
Put the actor on family feud.
Put the actor on...
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spiderplum · 18 days
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I think the reason Eddie crashes the bucktommy date is bc Buck mentions him three times in a row and ends up summoning him like in Bloody Mary
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spiderplum · 18 days
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Okay but it's objectively hilarious that in the scene where Buck kisses a man and realizes he's bisexual, Eddie's name is mentioned eight times
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spiderplum · 18 days
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the idea that abc may have just accidentally spoiled the 911 season arc by putting ryan in what is a clearly all-queer-characters-of-911 line-up of actors for a celebrity family feud episode is so fucking funny that i want it to be true so badly it hurts
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spiderplum · 18 days
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Me: *holding out a clown wig and makeup*
Homophobic 911 fans: What's that?
Me: Evan Buckley just kissed a man on live television. Put it on. It's your turn now.
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