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spiderinatrenchcoat · 4 years
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Timothee Chalamet looks like he's 13 years old and has tuberculosis. My brother has a French friend who looks just like him. He only ate sour dinosaur candy every day until his doctor told him he was going to die from malnutrition if he continued. He has had more girlfriends than any guy I have known though, so I guess some women are into that look.
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 4 years
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some kind of hands,,,,
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 5 years
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I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders
Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!
Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.
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After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!
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Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez
And by mini I mean REALLY mini!
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But finally we started seeing development!
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See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!
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Then more started showing up!
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Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!
And then!!!
Today I just went to look and!!
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MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 5 years
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“lol the only people mad about the tumblr announcement just want porn lol”
Yeah, no.
Tumblr blocked the tag “chronic pain” in this mess for no reason
They’re flagging commonly used tags by queer people, sex educators, and artists who make their fucking LIVING on tumblr
They’re gonna take down genuine sex workers because they didn’t curb the problem with spamming porn bots YEARS ago when tumblr users REPORTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND *OVER* that it was a problem
Tumblr IGNORED the bots, IGNORED the problems, and honestly treated it like NOTHING until their app was taken off a store due to it.
They’re fucking over a shit-ton of REAL PEOPLE who rely on tumblr for community and/or income because they ignored users’ complaints about shitty porn bots for YEARS until it had financial consequences
I can no longer even talk about chronic pain without the post being blocked from searches
I have drawn one or two nude pieces on my art tumblr which is 99% safe for work but now I’m worried the blog will be taken down entirely because Tumblr won’t bother differentiating between spam and REAL PEOPLE just trying to live their goddamn lives
And god forbid I want to talk about bisexuality or sex or kink in just… MY LIFE. As a normal-ass human being who just wants to TALK ABOUT HUMAN THINGS
No, their solution to nuke a problem they’ve ignored for years is to take us all down at once
So maybe don’t laugh about “oh no not my pornz” because 1. plenty of that ~porn~ is made by actual humans making their living and 2. WAY MORE than “just porn” is being targeted
This along with Facebook continuously upholding white supremacy by letting nazi shit fly by while they ban people for speaking out against their oppressors and it’s basically like we’re running out of truly free places to just… BE
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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Don’t Romance Me
(A murder simulator by Wren)
It’s finally done!  This is a short game for people with noncon and murder kinks.  It’s free to play, and you can download it here.  This game was designed to be a safe fantasy, not to hurt anyone.  Please take care of yourselves, don’t play the game if you think it will hurt you, and take breaks during gameplay if you have to.
This game involves:
- graphic violence / gore - rape scenes - screen shaking / flashing - humiliating and degrading treatment - verbal abuse - physical abuse / punching / face slapping - vertigo - strangulation / suffocation - hydrophobia - knife violence - electrocution - implied necrophilia
If you have questions or want to know details about a specific warning, please message me.  I don’t mind spoiling the game for you if it will help keep you safe.
(Note: My troubleshooting abilities are limited.  If the game just won’t run on your computer, I don’t know what’s causing it and I can’t help you.)
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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This was an avatar commission! Thank you so much for your business!!!
Patreon | Commissions | Keychains | Tshirts
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you
me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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It’s kind of nice to meet someone that… W-well you know… | | You’re so brittle now. And… temporary.
(Lawrence belongs to @gatobob / @gurobob )
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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another drawing that i never finished a few months ago. i drawn this when i play btd2 ren route. idk i just love to try something with btd fan art.
+ strade, ashe, ren, lawrence all belong to @gatobob / @gurobob !
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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Just a little something.
Strade, Lawrence, and Ren belongs to @gurobob @gatobob
Sano, Akira, Vincent, and Cain belongs to @electricpuke
Rire belongs to @darqx
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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Dan Povenmire had been pitching Phineas and Ferb since 1993 but it didn’t get picked up until 14 years later in 2007.
We could’ve been living in a timeline where Phineas and Ferb was a 90s show with waves of nostalgia for it on BuzzFeed articles.
We could’ve been seeing the Phineas and Ferb reboot by now.
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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I’ve been watching/reading a lot of Devilman stuff and I gotta say, most of Akira’s outfits have been pretty choice.  I guess being a Bad Bitch never goes out of style.
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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sometimes a shadow of my shadow is all I can be
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spiderinatrenchcoat · 6 years
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This is probably ooc but like,,
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