im just joking

- the joker

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

she took the midnight train going anywhere

happy april 30th!

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place