my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy
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my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm
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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
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I'll never let this die jsyk
Seriously click it you WON’T regret it
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Hakuryuu: What would you do if we were dating?
Judar: I would, out of the kindness of my heart, allow you to put your hands on my ass.
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I FINALLY GOT THEM I GOT THE ADORABLE MAGI FES JUHAKU STRAPS!!! AHHHHH!! they’re so cute I want to cry ;w; I’m so excited I’ve wanted them for years and now they’re finally home!!!! :D
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Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
friend two: probably
I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
student: my calculator is broken
teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?
student 2: enough
teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
Student: does Popeyes count?
my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
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