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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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Hiccstrid Prompt - Spending Time Together
Together they repair the Mildew’s roof after an unsuccessful training session with dragons
They wash the dragons together (a bonus if Stormfly likes to swim, and Toothless can’t stand water, which creates a lot of difficulties)
They spend the night in the Great Hall, as their houses have not yet been rebuilt after the war with Drago’s army
They wander through the streets of the village and chat about nothing
Joint patrol of the Dragon’s Edge
They take care of their equipment together in the forge
Stuck together at the Dragon Training Academy due to another snowstorm
How about fencing on ice?..
Squeeze each other’s hands to find out who is stronger. Bonus if Hiccup’s hands are warm after working in the forge, and Astrid’s hands are cold after flying with Stormfly
Cook together
They together playing Maces and Talons (Astrid plays very badly, and you won’t convince me otherwise)
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HTTYD Art/Writing Dialogue Prompts
Feel free to tag me if you use any of them!! I’d love to see 👀👀
"Snotlout nO." "Snotlout Y E S"
"Please. I didn't think it would end this way—"
"Hiccup, you defeated the Red Death and Drago. Don't tell me you're scared of this!"
“I’m sorry. I failed.”
“Okay, who thought it was a good idea to put Ruffnut in charge?!”
"Is anyone going to tell him?"
“I NEED FISHLEGS, LIKE, RIGHT NOW.”
“Is she breathing?”
“Wait, I heard something—! Oh, it’s just you, Tuffnut.”
“Are we just going to ignore the fact that he ate raw fish?”
“I’m not entirely comfortable with that.”
“Oh, please. You sleep with a stuffed animal, for crying out loud. Admit it, you’re just a big softie.”
“I think I messed up.”
“What do you mean, he’s normal?”
“This is mind blowing! Insane! Incredible!” “It’s pizza, Hiccup”
“Take it from me. I’ve never been smart, ask anyone!”
“Should we tell someone about this or…?”
“No thank you, last time you cooked dinner five people died of salmonella poisoning.”
“You. Did. WHAT?”
“Astrid’s going to murder you.”
“Gee, I dunno. Green isn’t really my color.” “Just eat the stupid vegetables”
“They haven’t come back yet.”
“Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed! :D”
“Hey um. I don’t know if you guys have noticed but we’re about to die”
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a recreational hiccstrid kiss for the masses because they make me feel a typa way <3
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I think it’s so sexy the way Hiccup hops one-legged over to Toothless and pulls off that glove, and then lays on his front in front of Toothless, and rubs Toothless’s nose before saying “Hey. Good morning, bud.”
He pulled that glove off to touch Toothless with his BARE HAND.
These two are the epitome of Physical Touch as a love language.
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Illustration for Wait and Hope by @mightbewriting.
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
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Greetings bugs and worms!
This comic is a little different than what I usually do but I worked real hard on it—Maybe I'll make more infographic stuff in the future this ended up being fun. Hope you learned something new :)
If you are still curious and want to learn more about OCD, you can visit the International OCD Foundation's website. I also recommend this amazing TED ED video "Starving The Monster", which was my first introduction to the disorder and this video by John Green about his own experience with OCD.
The IOCDF's website can also help you find support groups, therapy, and has lots of online guides and resources as well if you or a loved one is struggling with the disorder. It is very comprehensive!
Reblog to teach your followers about OCD
(But also not reblogging doesn't make you evil, silly goose)
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Like if you’re a #renew lockwood and co fan, reblog if you’re a #l&co fan.
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If any of you ever feel like what you're doing for Palestine isn't helping anything, I'll tell you right now it's helping me. I know it is fortifying all of us who have been in this fight for years to see so many people willing to speak up. It has never been like this before.
The tide has already turned. The fact that #free palestine will have new posts everyday, that helps me. It helps my mental health knowing that Palestinians are less alone now than ever.
Yesterday I read some verses from the Quran talking about how "the blame" is not with those who wish to help but cannot, but with those who CAN help and do not.
Truly I do not care if all you do for Palestine is post in that #free palestine everyday, that is still more than many people with the means to do even more would do.
We see you. We see you standing in solidarity with us and with Palestinians. We love you. Thank you.
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lil paintings
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A memorial painting of beautiful Cricket for @the-wardens-torch that I finished just before Christmas! She had a lot in common in life circumstances with my own cat Schnuffel, which makes this painting so much more special to me. ❤️ I really loved working on this and also love how beautiful the suggestions for the background colors turned out! Thank you so much for trusting me with this painting! :)
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